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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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Tell us more about ur crush! ^.^
I’m so shy… maybe 1 fact. My crush is born on the planet of forests.
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happy make a terrible comic day 2025 . I am 80% mucus today
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went into a wine shop the other day to buy pasta and they did not have pasta but they were doing a wine tasting so i thought what the hell. and got to chatting with the other woman there because we had both just come from the library and were comparing our books and sipping wine and turns out we’re both teachers so we got on the topic of phones in classrooms—and the guy pouring our wine was like ‘that’s actually a point of contention in one of my divorces right now.’
and i very delicately said ‘one of your divorces?’ and his eyes got really big and he said I’M A PARALEGAL
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seeing ‘its an ot3 no love triangle or cheating!’ it could use a little cheating if i had to be honest
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If i was a director I'd be like yeah the ideal way to watch my film is on your second monitor while playing video games after you torrented it
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