Next time Jason Todd dies, one of the bats just shouts "YES! I win" and the rest have to hand over their money. They were making bets on how long it would take this time
Bruce was not amused. Jason was
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i can not believe we are 6 months in to 2024.its not even a joke anymore. life is but a blip. someone put me down like a dog
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I love to misread replies as reptiles. There are reptiles on my posts sometimes
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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?
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favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.
It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.
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Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.
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I have so many funny pictures of dogs and cats that could be atla characters. I'mma make a series out it: starting with Maiko!
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You should include intersex people in your activism not bc we prove bio essentialists are wrong but bc we are people who deserve rights 👍
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If Jason and Damian both get to be Talia’s kids, then Tim and Cass both get to be Shiva’s kids. Like…
“Oh Jason’s trained under Talia thats why he gets to be her kid!” TIM HAS ALSO TRAINED UNDER SHIVA
Let Tim and Cass be the chaos twins they were always destined to be
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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Weird how “masturbating and falling asleep in the late afternoon” isn’t regarded as a cherished summertime tradition
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in honor of pride month, everyone who rbs gets a pride explosion in their inbox bc I have extra bombs
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