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*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯

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we all got that one homie with a job thats weirder than everyone else in the group and when you’re all complaining about customer service he’s like “yeah i hate when they bleed on the chain and it gets all stickyyy” and you’re like huh?? and he just keeps going like “and they always scream when you bring out the rack” and you’re like hey do you work in a medieval dungeon what do you do? “oh i just do maintenance” and dodges the question every time but one time you were driving near his apartment and you saw him getting out of his car and he still had the executioner hood on and he was dragging a morningstar behind him across the pavement and it was making this horrible grinding sound loud as fuckkkkkk

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it is at times difficult to make jokes on this website. everyone is so trusting, so docile. like little lambs

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stupid ass way for an insecurity to manifest to be honest. im playing toys over here .implaying touys

fuuck . kinning characters who arent complete and total fucking losers is so embarassing. like oooo look at me i think im comparable to this guy who has redeeming qualities and is cool and fun or whatever

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fuuck . kinning characters who arent complete and total fucking losers is so embarassing. like oooo look at me i think im comparable to this guy who has redeeming qualities and is cool and fun or whatever

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what's the dirtiest thing you think about?

dusty puppy..

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monday

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cant get enough of hat

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WARRIOR

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Got a couple more little guys finished, wall pieces this time

Microraptor is 29 inches long, 17 inches wide, and is $320

Sino is 28 inches long, hangs out from the wall 8 inches, and is $210

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the match up for the final round is here!!!!!! make your predictions now....final poll up tomorrow.....

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"how to transfer curse"

"curse transfer no eye of newt"

"curse transfer no eye of newt no belly of frog"

"hiccup curse cuntercurse"

"hiccup curse countercurse no full moon"

"hiccup curse countercurse no full moon no eye of newt"

"eye of newt same day delivery"

fuck, got any eye of newt? same day delivery is 5 elvish swords and the first happy moment of my childhood.

fraid not. good luck

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fuck u i think u gave me ur hiccups n i've got a weird fucky body so i will be hiccuping on and off for the next two days minimum. I'M GOING TO A MUSEUM, A LIBRARY, AND A CEMETERY TOMORROW, AND MY HICCUPS ARE SOOOO LOUD

youre welcome #mycurse

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piendish funny chips

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hiccups.

extremely scary ask to receive <- had hiccups like two minutes ago at most

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i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness