michael or mik | 26 | he/him | @lankque in other places | i LOVE being tagged in things
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How can I hide my pregnancy until like 7 months in? I want to surprise my friends and loved ones
every time you walk in the room say "mmmm i just ate a whole chicken"
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These paintings have been kicking my butt
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commission for @stranger-chads
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I love Stardew Valley, it's such a comfortable game to play, but the plot feels a little light at times. I bet it would be more compelling if the farmer had amnesia, crippling substance dependence and was suffering so much mental degradation that he thought his clothes were speaking to him.
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im sleepy so i made eridan sleepy too (dont sleep with glasses on you idiot. that hurts.)
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Begging character designers to stop doing this.
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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.
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if youre using the destiel meme to deliver news about bombs being dropped (from the comfort of your home in the country that is murdering people across the world) you like actually need to take a step back and consider if that is a truly appropriate thing to do. and I’ll give you a hint, its not.
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There are only two jobs left in the world and it's making sandwiches or killing people
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