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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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summer duchess and recluse!
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dropped the walrus vs fairy question on a group of psychologists today and not only did the majority agree the walrus would be more surprising, the one with the strongest background in research responded to the ‘but fairies aren’t real’ argument with “are your beliefs so inflexible that you’ve never considered you might be wrong about what’s real and what’s not?” and honestly i haven’t recovered
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Cisgender. This is your term for me. Your stereotype, your aggression When you have been called it all Fag queer whatever.
Well now i speak
I am not gay. I am not bi. I am not a man. Or unsure. I am not your words. I am not “cisgender”.
I am a woman. I love a man. But that doesnt matter. Because my name is Olivia.
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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.
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I have a bad habit of calling things “loathsome” if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn’t that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said “loathsome juice…” under my breath without realizing that’s not a normal thing to say
everyone started laughing
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