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Legs need hair on them

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*says 2022 with the same cadence as Scooby Dooby Doo*

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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

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this is the most aggressive i've ever seen him get and i for one am positively LIVING for this kind of cold wrath

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allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

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just pirated my ethics textbook. was this wrong of me? who’s to say. i’ll find out soon enough

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HEY . HEY I HAVENT SEEN “HES GOING TO FUCKING TELL MY MOM” TODAY. WHERE IS IT ……

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Paying two extra drachma to be seated in the splash zone of the greek theatre so Clytaemnestra can douse me in agamemnon's blood

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happy valentine’s day

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employers will be like “augh we’re so understaffed” my brother in christ you’re in charge of hiring

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ed sheeran looks like a sad abandoned puppy that i would find in a box in the rain. ed sheeran looks like he hasnt talked to another human being in 5 years. ed sheeran looks like he is constantly on the verge of tears. ed sheeran is the least fuckable man i have ever seen in my entire life right next to wallace from wallace and gromit. ed sheeran he has eaten nothing but mozzerella for the past 3 weeks and he is extremely constipated. ed sheeran has 2 hit points. ed sheeran doesnt know what sex is. if ed sheeran saw someone naked he would start crying and he would have to be consoled for 5 hours before he calmed down. if ed sheeran knew about tumblr it would be enough to kill him.

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teenage girl sighing dreamily as she lays in her bed and writes in her diary with a pink glitter pen and when you look at the notebook shes just writing “killing and violence and killing and violence” with little hearts above the i’s over and over and over