🏳️⚧️she/her/it/its🏳️⚧️ | 25 | enjoying my time here. magic the gathering and dnd nerd amongst many other skills.
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hey girl, there was a mixup at the pharmacy. turns out you've been taking spinosaurlactone instead of spironolactone. yeah, that's why you've been craving fish so much. you're gonna start growing a sail too. and probably a paddle tail but scientists still can't agree on that one. honestly this could be a huge scientific breakthrough, maybe we should see where this goes?
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ITS INTERNATIONAL WOLF DAY EVERYONE SAY HAPPY WOOFSDAY TO HER!!
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Was going through my notes app and ?????? What the fuck did I mean by this??????
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Art. Michael Seif, "Figures in water" collection
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The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896
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WHADDYA KNOW IM DOING COMMISSIONS AGAIN!!!!!!
1. up to three characters/subjects, basic or detailed background.
2. send references for subjects, poses, outfits, and detailed backgrounds if thats of interest
3. $20 upfront. $50 total ($20 upfront + $30 when complete), optional detailed backgrounds and additional characters are an additional $25 each, max total being $125 (three characters + high detail background). tips are very welcome but not mandatory.
4. i'm only doing five (5) of these total. first come first served
5. i can either show you screenshots of progress as i go along and wait for your input there, or go to a point where the piece would be finished and get your input then. the former being slower, but with more frequent input from you. the latter being quicker (not just your piece but my whole process), but you wont see it until its basically done. and while i greatly prefer the latter option, it's up to you and im happy for the work regardless. i ask you take how often/quickly you think you'd be able to respond into account for this decision.
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inb4 transphobes on this post, calling it now.
if you like my art, commission me
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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Not being able to see someone you love all the time is so fucking stupid & missing them makes you so insufferable.. I literally feel the emotion in me seeping out through strange cracks in thought and conversation and I’m keeping it in badly like tape over a leaking pipe. I want to make it everyone’s problem. Oh you slept weird last night? I love this person. I miss this person. Did you know I love and miss them? I finished a book this morning and I miss them. I brushed my teeth and I miss them. My head kind of hurts and I love them. My feet are cold and I wish they were here. I feel like a cart missing a wheel, just stuck going in circles.
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