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Man if there was a self care virtual pet game like finch but the creature you're caring for isn't cutesy I would absolutely use it. That bird can go fuck itsself I wanna keep gangorth alive

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Despite the data proving otherwise, theory still suggests that if I ask people to hang out with me everyone will respond with "umm obviously not?? What the fuck?? Fuckin weirdo I hate you go kill yourself why would you ask that. Fuck off."

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Btw for the one person who reads my posts, I use "girlfriend", "boyfriend", and "partner" interchangeably cuz my partner is agender, I'm not in a polycule lmfao

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Dream blunt rotation Alex the human copier and the two Officials

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Does anybody else remember when lil Nas x was pregnant because what the hell was that all about

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Yall ever so just woke up tired that optical illusions just donr work

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So you're telling me most people enjoy only listening to a song once? And can get annoyed when the same songs plays twice in a row??

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I think all these skincare influencers have used so much temu antiwrinkle cream that it's seeped into their skulls actually

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Me and Bella are certainly real! Surely...

@austintewly

Uhm so I'm doing this.

So apparently there's a lot of fake ass people on Tumblr who will just interact with you for comments and or followers or attention. So uhm I'm tagging ppl and they repost this and tag their moots too pls.

@fishtheflowerchomper

@fishgutzz

@notrighttonight

@tygerlilyrotsaway

I def would tag more but I've just interacted the most with these individuals :3

Please be real moots! I love u all anyways lmao

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the inevitable conclusion

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Realizing which mental disorder you have really puts things into perspective lowkey. like yk I guess it wasn't normal to hold your breath around old people as a kid because you didn't want to "catch old man" dispite knowing full well thats not how it works. 🧍‍♂️

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“just listen to your body”

my body wants to take all types of drugs and get hit by a train jessica

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a webcore edit i made (*´∇｀*) (cw flashing lights)

song: Various Types Of Ads by Rory in early 20s

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im too lazy to talk cant i just show my psychiatrist my tumblr account ?

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Look, this is what moral OCD is like for me:

I walk past a piece of paper. I don’t pick it up because I had a long day at work and it’s very cold outside. This then becomes my internal monologue:

I didn’t pick up that piece of paper, I should have. Don’t I care about the environment? It’s not my trash, I shouldn’t have to pick it up. But also that’s how these things happen right? We place the blame on others as our environment degrades. It was just a piece of paper, it’s not like it can do that much damage. But also how do I know: I’m not an environmental expert. Maybe stray paper scraps are killing the frogs. You’re literally killing the frogs. You should look up how many frogs die a year so you know how shitty you are-No stop it.

I care about the environment, and I recycle and I joined green activism movements but is that enough? I could be doing more. I should be doing more. I should donate my entire check to charity. But isn’t it self serving to think that my one check could help that much? Do I really think I’m that important, how self entitled and-no stop it, reset! You are obsessing and if you fall for it, you will not eat dinner. Let it go.

Okay it’s just a piece of paper. It’s okay you skipped it this once: it could have had something dangerous on it. Yeah that makes sense. But also, that means I’m putting my own safety over trying to help the environment, which is very selfish of me. I’m just one shitty person: god how could I be so self absorbed. I should have picked up the piece of paper. I’m so selfish, and shitty and-no, no, stop it! This is not helpful. It’s fine.

It’s been a long day and I’m cold, that’s not a crime- no that’s being selfish again, you’re making excuses. You’re just a lazy piece of shit who doesn’t care about others, and selfish and God the fact you’re thinking this much about one piece of paper shows how selfish you are, you care more about if you’re a good person than anything else, you’re a piece of shit, you’re a piece of shit, YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT.

I get home and open up Tumblr. The first post I see says “if you don’t reblog this post about the environment you’re as complicit as an oil billionaire.” I close my computer and resign myself to looking up the state frog populations until I go to bed.

I don’t eat dinner.

The amount of frogs that die a year is somewhere from 200 million to over 1 billion.

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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.