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I blacked out yesterday and made a Cookie Run AU, because there is something fundamentally wrong with me

It's called Fix a Beast! (I wanted to call it Kindly Beast, but that's the old name of the developer team who made Bendy, so meh)

The whole premise is that the Witches saw that the Beasts are going rampant again and decided to get rid of them completely. Shadow Milk Cookie, obviously, didn't really like the idea of dying, so he suggested the idea of taking away the remaining part of their Soul Jams and then sending them off to Crispia for redemption, this way guaranteeing that they won't do any harm anymore. The Republic and the Heroes. as well as the Witches, aren't really sure about it, but GingerBrave and Pure Vanilla turn out to be ecstatic about this idea and support it.

So just like that, the Beasts are rid of their powers and are now assigned to different Heroes to be redeemed. The rest expect Shadow Milk Cookie to have some kind of a plan and he does say that he has a plan, that they'll rule again and will take the Heroes' Soul Jams for that... but it feels like he kind of forgets about the plan, because he starts liking it in Crispia. Mystic Flour Cookie also finds herself enjoying her new life in which she doesn't have purpose, while Burning Spice Cookie HATES it. He'll have to deal with it, of course.

SO YEAH THIS IS THE AU AHLIEUGHLAIUEGHLEI WHAT DO YOU THINK

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cool, calm and collected strongwoman queen, gabi dixson 👑 with the 330lbs per hand

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pov ur cromwell

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this is another one of my favorite komaeda lines because the thought of him saying "Maaan, whatever!" is so fucking funny and i don't know why

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pov ur cromwell

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I’m just going to leave this here

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it’s his birthdayyyyyyyyyyy

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Peg men

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op turned off reblogs due to getting harassed over this post but i agree with this too hard .m y post now

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!

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lolol i kept telling my friends i needed to beat him to death with hammers, what an absolutely insufferable twink. Unironically my fav now, i need him to live through more trials than odysseus before he can finally retire and live a long, boring, happy life (the worst fate one could give him ongod)

i'm putting him in the microwave and also crushing him under my heel and also kissing his forehead

People who dislike Nagito: “Just die already!”

People who like Nagito: “I want to bash his head in with the nearest blunt object before resurrecting him, giving him a Viking funeral while alive, resurrecting him again, and killing him again by holding his head underwater and lighting the rest of him on fire.”

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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woaw! i thought it might be something like that, thats super neat... i love our little guinea pig 💜super cool, i might adopt this hc too :)

let him experience whimsy and joy

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DAMMIT i missed the opportunity to make fuyuhiko boss baby

me: can i get danganronpa 2

my mom: we got danganronpa 2 at home

the danganronpa 2 at home:

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let him experience whimsy and joy