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i hear a voice requesting i drink it all at once and its not even the little devil version of me sitting on my shoulder (who has massive jugs btw) but rather the cries of the People.
what they dont tell u abt buying two cans of beveragge for "today and tomorrow" is that it is now today and ur eyeing tomorrows can
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ITD BEEN A WHIIIIILE
EMPOWERED CHEWSDAY !!!!!! on picto today
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what they dont tell u abt buying two cans of beveragge for "today and tomorrow" is that it is now today and ur eyeing tomorrows can
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i bring a sort of "it doesnt matter if youre into porn or not, getting elitist and mad at people for being horny aligns you with the agenda of the alt right" vibe to the conversation that some ppl dont like
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we as a society have surpassed the need to shave our bikini lines. we’re either making swimsuits into actual shorts or just letting ppl show their pubes in public bcuz im tired of this
#im just letting it hang like who care#shorts swinsuit always chafin#like to me#in my own woke opinion#its not much liberation to let hair be only if its hidden#like yea theres hair spillin from me panties. cuz tehres hair. what about it
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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands
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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"
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ya novel about a teenage girl in wigan who discovers she can distinguish pea wet from gravy
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