milaasuperstar
milaasuperstar
Mila Superstar
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a random blog about random things i thought are funny
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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Person: I hate musicals.
Me: *Clears throat*
Me: Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I-
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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Cute fun nicknames for your significant other
pop
six
squish
uh uh!
cicero
lipschitz
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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javert: let the old man keep on running
javert: i will run him off his
javert: feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
javert: everyoneaboutyourbusinessclearthisgarbageoffthestreet
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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When I die I want my heart donated to NASA so they can finally see what a black hole looks like up close
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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REBLOG IF YOU THINK ITS PERFECTLY OKAY FOR A BOY TO DO BALLET
I’m trying to prove a point to my parents and my grandma
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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Trying to stay positive when your world is falling apart...
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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The Eurovision Royal Family
Queen:
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King:
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Crown princess:
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Prince: 
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Crazy aunt:
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Ancient gods:
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Royal guard:
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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It hurts having you in my life, it hurts not having you in my life. I can’t win.
My Thoughts - Things I will never say to you (via heartlyawake)
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milaasuperstar · 10 years ago
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does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
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