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I started a gale origin run the other week and its a lot of fun to get his main POV on things but even funnier to romance astarion with his blood gimmick
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*leaning conspiratorially over the table in the DC steakhouse* Hey isn’t that the weird bug who’s in charge of the nighttime? And who’s he with? That is NOT his wife.
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i love blocking blank blogs as soon as they follow. no kingdom of heaven for you my son. do you think thats how god feels when he kills unbaptized babies
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my three fag hags. and yes they weave the thread of fate
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Finally got a euthanasia appointment by entering the konami code into BetterHelp
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cosmo wanda i wish for everyone explode die kill kill evil die explode die die die
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why doesn’t Mitski have a song about how bad ass Dark Souls III is
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you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand
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yeah LOL the dents are there for the crane we use to move him around. poor thing
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They should make a pride flag for people who pee a lot
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