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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.
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i can't get over this stupid fucking animation. i love how comically high the framerate is compared to all of his other animations. blud looks like he's boutta roundhouse kick silver the hedgehog
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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down
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Quick sketch commissions are open again!
🪻$20 single character
🌷$35 two characters
Venmo: @ vicklemcpickle
DM me your reference images!
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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
#yeah.#i used to have straight hair as a kid but then at some point in my early teens it started to curl#and then i just kind of accepted that my hair was just shit so i kept it short#but only recently i figured out how to actually care for it and wouldnt you know it looks pretty nice
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how i imagine kris' dms look
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Daikon has a mild cold so I’ve been putting her in the bathroom with the shower running to humidify her. Steamed radish
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Die Mimik der Tethys (The Expressions of Tethys) is a high sea buoy (last was in Pinacoteca Agnelli, Turin, 2024), that is suspended in space and moves synchronously to another buoy in the Atlantic Ocean near Nantes. Continuously transmitting motion data via satellite to its relocated double, the information guides eight electric motors and cable winches, which precisely reproduce the buoy's movement in the ocean. The buoy functions as a hypnotising machine that inevitably leads to the idea of waves lapping around inside the exhibition space, creating an ocean in the minds of people.

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Idea sent by @macfanatic, thanks for it <3
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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Hi, the past 4 weeks has been sort of a mess for me. For 5 days I had abdominal pain, that I had tried to ignore until I ended up having to go to the Emergency room. Then I was told I had to get my Gallbladder removed had to stay at the hospital for 3 days and was away from my apartment for another 3 days.
Getting out of bed from laying down to sitting up/standing has been difficult for the past couple of weeks, thankfully its now lessened without the need of painkillers or anything. I have alot of commissions I need to work on but I am behind on the commissions I need to do. I'm very sorry commissions have slowed to a snails pace. Thank you for your patience with me and for your patience with me.
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