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and accounting for both sides of the mississippi? where does it rank then?
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homo sapiens are quite good at recognizing when other species aren't homo sapiens, but quite bad at emotionally computing that other species shouldn't be socialized with like homo sapiens
#not a critique - just a funny thought#this goes from anything like impulses to pet a dangerous predator because we perceive them as cute#or the charmingly egregious amount of respect we put on our pets hierarchical standing within a household#especially when those fuckers don't even do anything most of the time#to yes. things like actually trying to integrate an undomesticated species into a household like how people do with chimps#which i maintain is a relatively fringe example of a trait that is quite endearing if pointlessly dangerous most of the time
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i keep waking up to people talking mad shit about me through my permanently open window despite the fact ive told them multiple times i can hear things through said window. feelings genuinely aren't hurt im just starting to get a little conspiracy-pilled about if this is some weird indirect form of intervention
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u shouldnt be allowed to post selfies on here unless ur a nsfw sideblog. because thats their culture
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one must imagine sisphysus feels a little bad for ringo starr
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i will say ill always have a level of respect for people who just solely write long ass fucking fanfics for niche pairings. u can say whatever u want but there is genuine passion and dedication to writing a mafia politics story just so you can justify writing two faggots getting together
#this is about the 60k word naramista shipper who seemingly is obsessed with making sure mista doesnt have one good day ever#kindred spirit
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i feel like people think in the omegaverse betas are just stuck together romantically cus its not as profitable for yaoi - which is true - but i think it also makes sense in universe. im sorry if u were just average joe #3499210 would you really wanna deal with claiming and scents and heats. no. you'd want average sally #10299846 from down the block. because betas are objectively the most convenient and therefore superior secondary sex
#clutching my purse and crossing the street when i see an alpha/omega couple#i would actually be a for real bigot
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when i see people describe male characters as small and we got similar stats
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middle children are the most oppressed class of people in human history
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my favourite thing about viruses is theyre not alive but we still get to kill them
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when you talk about the limitless expanse of the universe people who are really into space will use it as proof for the claim that the universe doesn't care about us as individuals. which is a loaded take regarding the existence of omnipotent or near-omnipotent sentience of a being we would comfortably refer to as "the universe". i dont really care to get into that because we'll be arguing about it until our last breaths and thats fine thats just our cross to bear as a species. but like its kinda odd right... because human beings are a part of the universe. unequivocally there is nothing about us that is separate from our universe because well the universe was here first and we're made from a miniscule fraction of its whole. and human beings care a whole lot. so maybe there isnt a greater sentience or higher power that can take care in us as individuals. but we can care, and we do. and that means we're proof the universe can care, and does
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some of u guys believe in part 4 part 5 solidarity and i dont want to rain on your pride parade but giorno did immediately rob koichinwhen they met. like at the very least yukako is going to try to killer that little blond fucker
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i feel like u guys make genderbend versions of jojo characters so you can put them in skirts which is a little peculiar because its jojo. the baras can wear skirts here.
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