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alan alda came into the public sphere and people instantly became abnormal about him and people have been abnormal about him ever since. reign of terror that spans 6 decades.

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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

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I bought raw chicken to cook in a curry only shortly before this bronchitis hit so then I got too exhausted to cook and forgot to put it in the freezer, now I have to throw it away. RIP my raw chicken 😔 she's giving salmonella to the angels now

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1995-1998

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and is your shame helpful? is it inspiring goodness and change? or is it keeping you frozen in time unable to move on and be everything you have expanded to be?

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5-year-old me: *could watch Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective without flinching or hiding*

Also 5-year-old me: *freaked the fuck out over Hercules nearly dying*

This is a very specific poll lol, but I'm curious if any of my Traumatized Scenes is shared by anyone else on Tumblr. Happy voting! ❤

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

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It’s because you’re always looking at that damn fourth wall

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Ive been contacted by angels and been told that a very pleasant summer is ahead and a very pleasant fall will follow it and a very pleasant winter and a very pleasant spring and

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@xxtc-96xx

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the type of pussy that makes you smile and want to be friends

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when something major goes down in a fandom you're not a part of

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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?