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I wish I could say I’m sorry for this but I’m not

To celebrate 501 followers on Tumblr (I technically surpassed 501 followers several days ago but OH WELL) I decided to do a 501st themed post for my mini Clones + Office quote series!! The altered quote popped into my head a couple weeks ago and I scrambled to put it in my notes app at like 2am sksjdjshs please enjoy the glimpse to the inside of my brain

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blood duty

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I can’t get a clip of it but at the 15:30 mark in S:4 E:22 of The Clone Wars, Savage gives Obi-wan one last little kick to the leg after beating the absolute shit out of him and I know I shouldn’t find it funny but it makes me laugh every time because it’s so unnecessary. Like he’s gotta make his point clear: and that’s for cutting my brothers legs off! >:(

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Your honor I love her💙

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“People are allowed to dislike things-“

WRONG

No one is allowed to dislike Depa Billaba

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in preparation for it maybe actually happening in kenobi show ive been thinking a lot abt force ghost qui-gon appearing during the clone wars

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each time sabé and padmé switch places without telling captain panaka, he gets another gray hair

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Incorrect The Mandalorian Quotes

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HELP I’M CRYING THIS IS FROM A POSTER BOOK RELEASED IN 2014 NOT 1999!!!! BUT FROM 2014!!!!! AND LIKE I DON’T KNOW IF THEY USED SOMETHING FROM THE ORIGINAL PROMOTION OF THE PHANTOM MENACE ERA OR IF THEY JUST SPECTACULARLY RECREATED THE MOST PRIMITIVE OF PHOTOSHOP JOBS TO MIMIC THE ERA BUT EITHER WAY I AM JUST ENTIRELY LOSING IT AT THIS BAD PHOTOSHOP POSTER OF QUI-GON AND JAR JAR EVERY DETAIL IS AMAZING JUST THREE PICTURES USED IN THIS TERRIBLE COLLAGE THE ABSOLUTE MOST BASIC OF PHOTOSHOP FILTERS LIKE THE FEATHERED OVAL AROUND QUI-GON IS KILLING ME BUT ALSO THE STAR CUT OUT EFFECT AROUND THE TRIPPING JAR JAR OR THE WAY THEY MADE SURE TO PICK A PHOTO OF JAR JAR TO BE THE CENTRAL FOCAL POINT WHERE HE LOOKS HIGH AF AND THEN SLAPPED QUI-GON’S BITCHY QUOTE OVER THE WHOLE THING IT’S A MASTERPIECE

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☆ Drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. ☆

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attack of the clones leaves plausible room to theorize that there's a raging death stick addiction epidemic going on in the jedi temple, and by "plausible room" i mean that i personally can overthink star wars faster than a hummingbird can beat its wings

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May I request Padmé in hijab next? 👀👀👀👀

hijabi queen of naboo? hijabi queen of naboo.

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In which Palpatine gets a taste of what Rex and Cody’s lives have been like for years

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not gonna lie I do think it would have been immensely funny if Palpatine had miscalculated during the clone wars and put Anakin in a situation where he had to choose between Palpatine and Obi-Wan, if only because I would have loved to see Palpatine’s face as Anakin guiltily watched him fall to his death just after choosing to save Obi-Wan instead

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I won’t leave you. Not this time. [inspo]

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Then you will die.