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game updated and restarted and lost 32 hours of progress kms

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if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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wtf is kokobot

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a post even a mutual couldn't love

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Do not go to my grave and weep you are so annoying

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yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...

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honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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hey, hey check it out everybody, I’m a depressed guy! (pantomimes anguished sobbing, then I pretend to put a gun to my head and kill myself) 

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It's normal to feel this way about fictional men

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