imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"
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they need to let me make movies
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Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr
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"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"
when i get home from work:
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waiting for my turn to speak in a conversation and trying not to interrupt literally feels like I'm trying to jump into a game of double dutch
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not asking for much just everything
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This is how I win. *loses*
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in this house we do grandma activities
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the day that the lotus hotel episode of the percy jackson series airs gay people online will become more annoying than ever before. people zooming in on grainy images of extras. people screaming when they see someone with dark hair. the specter of nico di angelo shall be upon us
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Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.
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ok what about this then? 🧐
rb + tag specifics if youre not a coward
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