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O countless falling stars, come forth!

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by kotsumechan

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I get a kick out of how nobody ever recognizes the Warrior of Light. I mean, there are widely circulated newspapers, but mass distribution of information is still in its infancy. People will be like, "You there! I need someone to shovel shit for me!" and the WoL is just like "sure, fine with me." Then they realize they have someone who literally saved the world shoveling manure and fall all over themselves apologizing. Or they'll be like, "Watch out! There are bandits on the road!" And the WoL will just smile cryptically like "They don't know I kill gods."

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youre in her dms im on wikipedia looking at bronze age tombs

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noncon friendship

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I need to be alone for a few hours every day, otherwise I start to spiral. but if I'm alone for too long, I also start to spiral. pretty easy, right?

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She chomp on my chain till I WOOF WOOF WOOF

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fuck casual friendships. our souls are intertwined. loving you is woven into the fabric of my life

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Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say

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"Jeez, i sure need to charge my smash meter quick, lest I be defeated by my opponent!"

The opportunistic smash ball:

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accuracy of horror movie titles

Scream: 10/10

they sure did

Get Out: 10/10

he sure did

A Quiet Place: 10/10

it sure is

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God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

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so you'll condone cannibalism?

sure why not

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99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING