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popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

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googling master degree programs that are true and beautiful and master degrees that are a vibe

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everyone, on the floor with me. fetal position

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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Juvenile Guineafowl Pufferfish is found in the warm waters of the Indo-Pacific. This tiny fish uses its vibrant pattern to stay safe and confuse predators.

📸: Alex Permiakov

credit: 1 Minute Animals

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fabulous creature?

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would give anything to be invited to this

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Before getting wine drunk you MUST consider if you have a man you can feel up. If not, you must seriously consider if you are ready to be wine drunk without having a man to feel up and do not overestimate your mental fortitude

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many cats have a weird Particular Favorite Object that they obsess over. Sometimes it's a favorite mousie or sometimes it's a block of wood and then sometimes there's cats like Andre and his favorite object, a block of crinoid fossils

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“he has your blood all over his mouth” well we are in love. If you must know

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Red river hog

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reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

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(after getting attacked by a one-episode creature) whatever that was, it's gone now...

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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

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You ruined a perfectly hot middle aged man by giving him abs