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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed

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one of the funniest parts of playing a 15 year old shithead in dnd is when adults are Rightfully suspicious of him bc 9 times out of 10 he is on Some Bullshit. but regardless of how justified, it makes all his enemies look insane bc they're beefing with a child

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this is so rogue but does anyone have the poetry template that went semi-viral on twitter a while back? it was designed for kids but someone gave it to their mother who has dementia and she wrote a really moving poem about her experience.

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Just saw a post that reminded me that when i was in the botanical gardens today there was a new sign with a photo of a cat and so clearly i was like oho? botanical garden mascot cat?? (mascat even) and went to see what the sign said and the sign said . See this cat? This cat is here all the time. she WILL beg you for pets. do not listen to her she is a fucking liar she will bite bite kill you. we do not own her. we do not know who owns her. if you know please fucking tell us. which is funny enough as like a sign purely because you know some botanical garden employees found this out the hard way but particularly funny because i MET THIS CAT WEEKS AGO. in the botanical gardens. she was sunning on a bench and very politely asked me for pets and was very nice for like ten minutes and then she bit me (not very hard, didn't break skin or anything) at which point i sternly told her well in that case i would not be petting her anymore and left and she followed me OUT of the gardens DOWN the street for a good bit, again shamelessly begging for pets. what an accomplished little criminal. neighborhood famous for lying and betrayal. god forbid women do anything

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~✨Daily Gratitude✨~

✨im not in high school

✨i dont have cilantro soap gene

✨bisexual

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joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong

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I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

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TOBY FOX FOLLOWS YOU??

who

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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

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Problems disorder

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Courtyard Assembly - Glenn Ness , 2011.

American , b. 1959 -

Oil on canvas , 36 x 24 in.

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kitty need blunt NOW

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Is this anything

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RIP yahoo answers

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she's tryin

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