milksylph

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i need a bone crushing hug, an orgasm that'll make me see god, and $12,000

[milksylph]

I constantly manipulate everyone around me by calculating what would be the nicest thing to do in any given situation, l making a point of doing it when it matters the most. This is supported by subtly, casually tailoring what I talk about to the person I'm speaking to, and saying what I think they may find funny or interesting. the really sick thing is I look just like a normal person and there's no way you can tell me apart from anyone. If I weren't such a monster I would be afraid knowing people like this are out there, but I know I'm on top and have nothing to fear.

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Literallyyyyy

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Like 99% of the annoying “oh is it a fruit or a vegetable” “is a starch a vegetable” shit could be cleared up if people became aware of the fact that these terms mean different things in culinary vs. botanical contexts

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have a hairy chest

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while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby

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Okay that's cool or sorry that happened

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if she's your girl then how come she's hallucinating my 10,000-y.o. dripping wet corpse

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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.

[milksylph]

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

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LMFAO

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My powerful largeness

俺様のおおきさ

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i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

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You ever notice how a washing machine 10 minutes is actually about 17 minutes human time

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I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future