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im a shitty rp partner tho

sometimes i reply 19 seconds after youve replied

sometimes i reply 147 years later

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the new spin off,,,

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♡?

i am very short..... unfortunately stuck at 4'10 (and i get mistaken for being like 14 a lot 😔😔)

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♡♡♡!

1. i main isabelle and inkling in smash bros

2. i am currently going to school for web design 😳

3. i am very scared of large dogs irl 😳😳😳

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♡♡♡!

1. my favorite ice cream is ben and Jerry's dairy free mint chocolate cookie 😳

2. i have a cat !! her name is miley and she is old (15 years) and she smells but she is irreplaceable

3. i collect stuffed animals and they have taken over every single part of my room (definitely over like... 120 at this point 💀)

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it is munday! send ‘♡’ for a pointless fact about the mun.

if you can’t see the symbol, send ‘heart emoji’.

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@sciass​ asked:

❛  do you have to stand so close ? you’re making me claustrophobic.  ❜ for totty...!

❝ i’m trying to get a better look at your eye color .. ❞

Todomatsu stood dangerously close to King, trying to examine him. He was writing some notes on his phone as he did. Due to their height difference, he was having to stand on the tips of his shoes to try to get a better look.

❝ you wanted fashion advice, didn’t you ? ❞

❝ the quicker i get this done, the quicker i can take you to go try stuff on .. ❞

He hadn’t even mentioned taking him to the mall with him at this point .. At least Totty was going to find it fun ? Maybe he’d actually be helpful ?

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🐝  *  ―  𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐁  𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.   (  a  random  assortment  of  various  quotes  from  ‘spongebob  squarepants’.  feel  free  to  adjust  to  better  fit  your  muses.  )

❛  don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else ?  ❜ ❛  would you please stop imitating me ? it is starting to get very annoying.  ❜ ❛  no one and i mean no one can ever know about this. it’ll be the end of you , it’ll be the end of me. and worst of all , it’ll be the end of me !  ❜ ❛  what doesn’t kill you usually succeeds in the second attempt.  ❜ ❛  well , the way i see it , there are three possibilities : one , you stole it ; two , you stole it ; or three , you stole it.  ❜ ❛  me , aggressive ? how dare you ?! maybe you’re right … i command you to help me be a nicer person.  ❜ ❛  come on , [name] , join me and we’ll be rich and powerful until i eventually betray you.  ❜ ❛  i thought i was going to steal something. can’t imagine why. so i’m just enjoying this lovely day.  ❜ ❛  you’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.  ❜ ❛  [name] , baby , i haven’t felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife !  ❜ ❛  i’ll have you know that i stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.  ❜ ❛  quick , [name] , without thinking : if you could have anythng right now , what would it be ?  ❜ ❛  pull up your pants , [name]. we’re going home !  ❜ ❛  can i be excused for the rest of my life ?  ❜ ❛  with imagination , you can be anything you want.  ❜ ❛  no one can change a person , but someone can be a reason for that person to change.  ❜ ❛  if you believe in yourself , with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true.  ❜ ❛  i’m ugly and i’m proud !  ❜ ❛  if i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend …then it would just be alright.  ❜ ❛  always follow your heart - unless your heart is bad with directions.  ❜ ❛  well , it may be stupid , but it’s also dumb.  ❜ ❛  you’re a man now , [name] , and it’s time you started acting like one.  ❜ ❛  just do what i do when i have problems. SCREAM !  ❜ ❛  yeah , well , i’d hate you even if i didn’t hate you.  ❜ ❛  the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.  ❜ ❛  knowledge cannot replace friendship.  ❜ ❛  being grown up is boring. besides , i don’t ‘get’ jazz.  ❜ ❛  i guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep.  ❜ ❛  sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.  ❜ ❛  dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are.  ❜ ❛  do you have to stand so close ? you’re making me claustrophobic.  ❜ ❛  i knew i shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.  ❜ ❛  too bad that didn’t kill me.  ❜ ❛  oh , why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery ? why ?  ❜ ❛  wake me up when i care.  ❜ ❛  it’s just a cruel reminder that i’m single and likely to remain that way forever.  ❜ ❛  i might as well sleep for 100 years or so.  ❜ ❛  fortunately , i have enough talent for all of you.  ❜ ❛  please come again. when i’m not working.  ❜ ❛  well , it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything.  ❜

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dreamysplayroom​:

And there it was, the change of heart. Wishmaker knew he could get through him one way or another. Thankfully he did, before he had to resort to last-minute ideas to try and convince the other. 

“I extend my help to anyone, and everyone.” Wishmaker answers his question, “no matter what state they might be in, if they are struggling, or in a bad spot, I will be there to help them, always.” He smiles gently.

“However, there are people who have abused my power, or attempted to, anyway.” He frowns, looking away from Emperor. “But I trust you.”

❝ bold of you to trust me with anything .. ❞

He mumbled under his breath. Emperor crossed his arms, turning his gaze back towards Wishmaker. Maybe this wasn’t a bad thing after all ? Though, he was still understandably cautious. That wasn’t the god’s fault though, it was more of a byproduct of past events. 

❝ but the help would be nice. but i ain’t sure exactly what i wanna wish for.  ❞

Emperor furrowed his brows, trying to think.

❝ you’re the ‘god’ here so, you got any ideas ? ❞

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dreamysplayroom​:

And how very distrusting he seemed to be, even though Wishmaker attempted to come across as friendly and caring as possible, was it not enough? What would it take to get his point across to help?

“From what I’ve seen before appearing to you. You’ve struggled greatly with various problems. Those of the past, and even those in present time.” He states, arms folded across another. Even seemingly attempting to… raise a family? Is that correct?” Wishmaker questions, 

“Does that answer your question?” 

A pause. Emperor slowly nodded, seeming to become a bit less tense. His expression relaxed, but quickly changed to be a bit somber. At least he seemed like he cared ? That was more than he could say about most people. He was also the type to just .. Suddenly change his mind on something in a heartbeat.

❝ guess it does. ❞

❝ but why do you wanna help me ? ain’t there people more deserving of that kind of help out there ? ❞

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dreamysplayroom​:

A typical question that he always received from a new stranger that he’d appear to.

“I am a god. You may call me Wishmaker.” He states, ever so gently with a soft tone of voice. Though, it seemed that he might have gotten off on the wrong foot, seeing as how Emperor already seemed suspicious with his motives.

“Only very few things from what I’ve seen makes me concerned.” He responds, “However, I should let you know that I am not just some ‘kid’ can’t you tell?”  Wishmaker states, stepping down from the fence, gracefully and gently landing upon the dirt. “I appear to those who seem troubled, or need assistance in some way. So I shall ask again, are you satisfied where you currently are in life?”

❝ .. yeah right. ❞

He still didn’t immediately trust him, and understandably so. He put down the tools he had been holding and stood straight up, placing his hands into his coat pockets. 

Though, he was right. Emperor did need extra help. Mentally, and with his hectic home life. Taking care of .. God knows how many mutated versions of yourself that couldn’t read was hard enough as is. On top of that he had his own kids. A sigh left his body, looking a bit defeated as he tilted forwards.

❝ i mean .. i guess not. but ‘god’ or not, that ain’t your business. ❞ 

❝ .. what do you know, anyways ?  ❞   

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❝ .. and who are you exactly ? ❞

He looked up and over at Wishmaker, looking less startled and more so confused. Emperor had just been fixing up his bike, when someone randomly appeared (literally) on the fence. While used to strange occurrences, he was not very comfortable with being approached randomly, especially by someone who seemed too curious.  

❝ how’d you know anything about my life ?  ❞

❝  .. and, i mean, i dunno. why are you tryin’ to get me to answer personal questions, kid ? ❞

@milkteamuses​ - for Emperor Johansson

“ Clearly, life doesn’t go as expected now, does it? “ Wishmaker perches himself atop a fence post, staring down at the human that he appeared before him. “ With all of its twists and turns, and unexpected events… and yet, are you satisfied with where you stand at this very moment? “

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🐝  *  ―  𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄  𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 (  send 🌸 or ‘RANDOM’ for me to use a random number generator to determine which one of my muses you’ll receive a starter from.  )

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❥     𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

add context   &   change gendered language to your needs .   happy roleplaying !!

“   great .  just  fucking  great .   ” “   any  ideas  on  how  to  get  us  out  of  this  mess ??   ” “   this  is  the  last  time  i  go  anywhere  with  you .   ” “   haven’t  you  done  enough  already ??   ” “   don’t  worry ,   i  have  a  plan .   ” “   well ,   that  didn’t  work .   any  plan  c ,   genius ??   ” “   you  know ,   i  genuinely  don’t  think  this  could  get  any  worse .   ” “   how  did  you  manage  to  do  everything   incorrectly ??   ” “   this  is  wrong .   all  of  this  is  wrong .   ” “   looks  like  we’re  stuck  here .   ” “   admit  it ;   you  have  no  idea  where  you’re  going ,   do  you ??   ” “   we’re  completely  lost .   ” “   of  all  the  people  in  the  world  i  could  end  up  stuck  with  …   ” “   well .   was   this   your  idea  of  a  fun  vacation ??   ” “   how  is  the  tank  almost  empty ??   i  thought  you  said  you  got  gas  before  we  left !!   ” “   there’s  a  gas  station   five  miles  /   eight   kilometers   from  here .   we’re  just  gonna  have  to  push  the  car  there .   ” “   the  good  news  is ,   i  found  someone  who  i  think  can  help  us .   the  bad  news  is ,   i  don’t  think  they  speak   [ language ] .   ” “   thank  god ,   it’s  about  time  you  showed  up  to  help !!   ” “   could  you  run  any  fucking  slower ?!   ” “   i  can’t  get  any  signal  out  here .   ” “   someone  stole  my  fucking  wallet .   ” “   we  are  below  rock  bottom  right  now .   we’re ,  like ,  in  hell .   ” “   are  you  really  just  going  to  leave  me  here ??   ” “   okay ,   you  being  dramatic  is  not  going  to  help  us  find  a  way  to  fix  this .   ” “   are  you  bleeding ??   ” “   i’ll  try  to  find  us  somewhere  to  spend  the  night .   ” “   i  don’t  know  what  to  do !!   i’m  not  a  doctor !!   ” “   of  course  this  happens  to  me .  i  can’t  even  be  surprised .   ” “   i  can’t  walk  …  you’re  gonna  have  to  carry  me .   ” “   things  could  always  be  worse .   at  least  you  don’t  have  flesh - eating  bacteria ,   right ??   ” “   don’t  panic ,   but  i’m  pretty  sure  we’re  being  followed .   ” “   maybe  some  music  will  help  you  calm  down .   ” “   my  glasses  are  broken  …   ” “   i  didn’t  have  enough  rocks  to  write  out   ‘ help ’   so  i  just  spelled  out  ‘ hell ’ .   ” “   maybe  we  can  play  a  game  to  pass  the  time  until  someone  notices  we’re  missing .   ” “   okay ,   i  swear  this  is  not  what  it  looks  like .   ” “   there’s  a  killer  storm  going  on  outside ,   so   unless  you  want  to  disappear  under  mysterious  circumstances ,   i  suggest  you  get  comfortable .   ” “   how  long  was  i  out ??   ” “   well ,   at  least  i’m  trapped  here  with  you .   ”

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send me   “eavesdrop”   and my muse will describe your muse like they’re talking to a third party. 

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HI im off until tuesday so more than likely ill be more active the next few days !!

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after tomorrow, I'll be off until tuesday !! thank you to everyone who's been patient with me 😭