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kinda shit how you can't complete a pokedex without an online subscription now 🧍‍♂️I don't have a free trial or have that kind of money

I'll fill up what I can and then go from there :`) maybe I'll just bite the bullet if I really want to

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I know Bethesda has the (well deserved) reputation of creating their games out of hacked together duct-tape-laden spaghetti code on an ancient quirky engine but I feel like FromSoft deserves their fair mention too. Bonfires aren't objects, they're a visual mesh with an invisible NPC standing on top of it that you "talk to" when you want to sit. Tons of enemies are just two NPCs glued on top of one another because they didn't know how to make an enemy have more than one attack that can fire off at a time. Winter lanterns' frenzy buildup attack comes from an invisible guy sitting on their heads shooting you with an invisible gun. Djura doesn't shoot you with his gatling gun, he just sits there doing nothing (with his cape sitting right around his ears due to how the game renders cloth physics from far away) because the actual NPC shooting you is the gun itself. Lothric and Lorian aren't two separate NPCs holding onto each other, they're one NPC with a second, invisible NPC glued to its back that takes damage on behalf of Lothric. Why? Because they couldn't figure out how to make one NPC ride on another one. They straight up went "We couldn't figure out how to make one NPC ride another, so we combined two NPCs into one and then glued another one to its back, simple." Really it's amazing how much of FromSoft's game design is just "we put an invisible guy here to do things because we couldn't figure out how to make the visible guy do it"

Even Elden Ring for all its advancements in mounts and whatnot has hilarious behind the scenes quirks. When Radahn does his meteor attack he doesn't track you, he teleports his horse underneath you and then aims at the horse

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I forgot to give bro the item that I put in my storage box 18 hours ago.

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they moved wyll to the center for good pr

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the first part of however many abt my silly hualian pokemon au but its just "here are their general designs and also here are their pokemon teams"

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i present to you for your consideration: luo binghe and sha hualing as roommates. also they're both going to be late to their respective dates

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alice dyer

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waaa

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He's all eyes. He's all eyes.

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Original

I'm gonna stand over Ivan and say "cheer up" until he wakes up from his post-Round 6 nap.

+ Also I'm trying to add more fonts to my typesets so hopefully it still looks nice lmao.

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Scumcum doodle.

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Part 3, 4 and 5 continuation of IvanTill Actor AU. Slowly getting to know each other and get comfortable (which shifts their personalities a bit closer to their ALNST personas). More delusions because my mind is too small to process them in a relationship unless there's some sort of buildup for Till *wheeze* ( ´ཀ` ) enjoy!!

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u guys r never gonna guess what i've been doing

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longing stare