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Me: I’m taking a break

Also me: ok maybe I’ll come back and say hi

Now me: ah yes…I remember why I left…

It’s not personal- I feel too sexed out and see too many porn gifs

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100% tmi no for real trigger warning if you don’t want to know about pimples or my pussy.

ALSO as a heavy advocate for safe sex and genital care DONT DO WHAT I DID, go to your Gynaecologist and ask what to do.

I found a pimple on my coochie. It’s normal for me as I get a lot of ingrown hairs and natural bacteria can build in that area. WASHING PUBES IS HARD IF THEYRE SENSITIVE SKIN AND HAIR!!! I was with water and dash of soap.

Anyway like normal I thought it would go away after a day or two. It’s been almost two weeks and it got sore…I saw it’s white head and decided enough was enough- I popped that bitch.

And Jesus the puss 😭 I squeezed so much…and the puss wasn’t all liquid and soft…some was rock hard like a mini bean. And the ingrown hairs came with it to.

All of it was disgusting, painful, and satisfying to watch and feel. I love the feeling of puss leaving the body and popping out.

Now I’m wearing a light pad to contain the small amount of blood.

Nasty

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Hi so I havent posted in a while. I'm taking a hiatus from this account. Maybe a few days, weeks or a whole month. I hope to be back soon but my brain feels numb of everything skskks.

If you see me active, Im just scanning for a few seconds and gone.

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How are you feeling 🥺 are you doing alright?

I’m okay, doing a little better. Thanks for asking!

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Uwu harder daddy ugh 🥵

I love you please don’t hit me with a chicken thigh

I will hit you with a chicken thigh if you don't stop blowing my ask up 😂

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I’m getting ripped tonight ehhh!!! R.I.P that- Use lots of waterbased lube guys and we won’t be having this problem. 😳

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This is for the wlw ladies who love daggers...

I will fuck you with the hilt and laugh at your scared whimpers. Give you some kisses later to make it all better.

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Lowkey wanna know who that anon was 🙄 only cause many ppl pop in and outta my life and there’s a fair few ppl I’ve blocked for their sketchy blogs. 😬 I mean bruh minors are super disrespectful. And i don’t get pissed with kids unless they’re super disrespectful. That post was meant to be humourous about how I dislike children following me when they usually know better especially after liking my pinned post 😐.

I love the kids who respect me and tell me the truth straight away that they’re a minor without attitude. That shit is ✨🥺 precious. They are welcome back when they’re 18 🙏

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God I never realized how toxic your blog really was till now. I followed you thinking this place was a positive environment. But that response alone shows that you have no respect for others. Yeah some people on here don't deserve a ounce of your respect which I totally understand. But these are kids. You're supposed to be leading by example. You're the adult here correct? So why not show them what respect looks like? You wanna be respected correct? Well it goes both ways. Swearing and telling them to "Fuck Off" isn't gonna just magically make them go. But anyways thank you for taking the time to answer my previous ask. I'll go now.

Cool bye 😽 👋 on your way out take the kids. I don’t want them.

Let me repeat: I don’t owe ANYONE respect. I don’t owe you, I don’t owe my family or my friends or strangers respect. I choose to respect and it should be valued when given. But just because they’re a child or a fucking 95 year old Monarch- I don’t owe shit to them.

My blog, my rules. Don’t like it? Don’t follow it.

I refuse to be an example for children. Kids should be enjoying their youth doing kid friendly things- not getting caught in kink blog accounts.

Telling them to “fuck off” might not make them disappear. But it sends a clear message that I don’t tolerate their bullshit.

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I just want to tell you that pinned posts are pretty new to Tumblr and older users might not even know that they exist, therefore they people might not read your pinned post before following.

But older users of this app should know about pinned post. And if not they need to learn quickly. Pinned posts have been a thing for at least a year that I know of.

Legit. When I follow someone the first thing I do is look at their profile and then decide to follow or unfollow. If I don’t see a DNI list I prefer to ask.

I refuse to knowingly follow Terfs.

Anyway your point is fair but I’m lacking empathy and compassion. I will teach them if they don’t know if I must.

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I'm with you 100% minors do not and should never be allowed in this community. But do you have to swear at them and make them feel less? You're the so called adult here looking to make this place better for all am I correct? So there's no need for the foul language. You can still treat these minors with the respect you would want is all I'm saying.

“Making this place better for all.”

Honey. This place isn’t for all. That’s why DNI lists exists.

I don’t have to be fucking nice or use appropriate language. This is my blog and they shouldn’t be following it or other NSFW accounts.

Telling them to fuck off is the clearest way I get them to leave.

I don’t owe them or anyone any respect. They choose stupid choices they gain stupid prizes. Swearing at them won’t kill them and most teens swear nowadays 🤷‍♀️

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Tumblr: *you have a new follower*

Me: yayyy let’s see if they have their age in their bio and meet the requirements of my blog.

New follower: *no age in bio*

Me: I will politely show them my link of where I ask they have an age in their bio or I will block them *sends link.*

New follower: hi sexy, I’m *age between 40-70*

Me: put your age in your bio or I will block you.

New follower: *unfollows me* if you don’t like what you see bitch, block me.

🙄🙄🙄 What I really want to say....

Me: YOU FOLLOWED ME YOU DUMB FUCKING DIPSHIT NOW PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR FUCKING BIO YOU BOOMER DICKHEAD

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PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO FOR FUCK SAKE

I am SICK and TIRED of having to explain the following:

I DONT WANT KIDS ON MY BLOG

I DONT CARE IF YOU TELL ME IN CHAT “please put your age in your bio”, “I’m 31”, ��put it in your bio or it doesn’t count.” PUT IT IN YOUR BIO

IF YOURE A DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE ON TUMBLR AND REFUSE TO PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO- YOU ARE SUS AND I DONT TRUST YOU AND AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME YOURE A MINOR OR PEDOPHILE.

You get to see a cow gif the moment you put your age in your bio

IF YOU DONT PUT IT IN ILL BLOCK YOU

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If you’re under 18 stop and read this post 😋

Just a friendly reminder to all the minors liking my posts... fuck off and go do your homework or go play... *looks at script* oh fuck are kids still playing fort nite, minecraft, roblox or among us?

ANYWAY all those under the age of 18 YOU ARE A MINOR AND ARE NOT WELCOME ON MY BLOG 😡

Stop liking our posts

Stop reblogging our posts

Stop sharing our posts

It’s gross and weird. Come back when you’re 18 BUT NOT BEFORE BECAUSE WE ARE RUTHLESS

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hehehe I’m honestly going to out myself and my whole blog dedicated to my smut collection but okie !!! 🥰💖

Do it 👁👁

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Thankyou ☺️

Yet again even if I did onky know Loki from Marvel. Instead of gatekeeping, try educating gently 🥺

You're probably one of those people who only know Loki because he's in marvel. You're probably one of those people who don't know that he's a god in asatro.

1. Let’s not Gatekeep Loki. Considering the Loki I was talking about is a character from Marvel and not the real Asatru God. 🙄

2. You don’t know me. Fun fact that I’ll share though. I knew about the Nordic Gods before Christianity. I had extended family who travel to a massive farm/forest area in New South Wales and they perform Re-enactment of battles and the live for a week or two like how the Vikings would. 1 day they have like a Ren faire setup type thing for the public to enjoy. But everyday at dawn they pray. They have a massive fire and kill a chicken or a pigeon? A small bird usually.

I am not a part of the Religion or practice it. But my family members who are a part of it would tell me about the gods they worshipped.

I’ll see if I can find more information. I think it would be nice to share about the Ren Faire stuff.

I’d hate to hear that they stopped it due to covid 🥲 or that they’re not even doing it.

ANYWAY my point is. Don’t be a fucking dick- you demonstrate Pick Me and Incel vibes 🤮🖕🖕🖕

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waittt stoppp 🥺 bc all I read is dark smut and if we’re talking about kidnapping, it’s a bonus if it includes stockholm (note!! I absolutely do not condone any of that in real life !!)

I’m honestly so sensitive too but I also enjoy some good angst, esp ones involving breakups and one character moving on

For fluff, I know it suuuper cliche but I love when there’s a moody/grumpy and sunshine-y/outgoing pairing !!

I honestly could tell by some of your milky thoughts that you used to write, and PLS some of them have me yearning 😭 I would totally read any NSFW stories you’d write !!

AAAA IM ANNOYED YOURE ANON reveal yourself. I’ll follow you with my ao3 tumblr account 😭😭😭💕💕✨✨💕