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Now on the way to season 4 of criminal minds I know it's a habit of theirs to end their seasons in cliffhangers but the last shots of seasons 3 of. Literally. Every. Team. Member. Getting into an identical SUV only for one of them to explode and fading to black WAS VILE

If I had been watching this as it aired I would've lost my damn mind

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Criminal Minds has unlocked fears in me that I never knew were even possible to have

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how i feel after guessing the unsub:

(they were shown at the beginning of the episode)

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me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

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how i feel when i make up an angst scenario in my head and actually make myself upset:

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The BAU in a nutshell:

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i envy ppl who can provide deep analysis about their favorite media and/or characters b/c whenever i like something a lot it looks like:

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watching criminal minds is so comforting because no matter how much of a bad I am having, theirs is always worse

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Fictional characters raise the standards for real 😩💖

Awwwww, she's serious. 🥹

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i know workaholic emily is canon but if that woman had a wife and a kid to go home to she’d be home at 7 every night and you know i’m right.

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thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

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Kamilah being soft makes me weak

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THE BAU TRYING TO MAKE TIKTOKS TO RECRUIT YOUNG PROFILERS

(Requested by @lazyclumzycat-blog)

TIKTOK 1

SPENCER: *Awkwardly flailing arms* Renegade, renegade, renegade—

GARCIA: Okay, stop stop stop. Spencer, sweetheart, what on earth are you doing with your arms?

SPENCER: This is the choreography you showed me!

GARCIA: Ok, mister, firstly, I don’t appreciate the sass. And second, I said nothing about a crotch grab.

SPENCER: Morgan told me to do that.

MORGAN: I thought he’d look smoother if he channeled Michael Jackson. I realise now I was wrong.

TIKTOK 2

EMILY: *Walks into Hotch’s office, filming.* I’m so hungry I could eat Tracy Lambert.

HOTCH: Excuse me?

EMILY: *Regretting* Oh, I… I was just recording something for Garcia, never mind—

HOTCH: Did you just say—

EMILY: No, no, I just…

HOTCH: That’s not funny, Emily.

EMILY: Right, no, of course not.

HOTCH: Reid hasn’t looked at a bowl of Chilli the same way since.

EMILY: I wasn’t trying to—

HOTCH: Please leave my office.

EMILY: Yes, sir.

TIKTOK 3

MORGAN AND ELLE: *Posing and licking the barrel of their guns to Beyoncé’s ‘Single Ladies’.*

ROSSI: What the hell did I just walk in on?!

ELLE: We’re recording a thirst trap.

MORGAN: Giving the people what they want. Hit the music again, I wanna try a smoulder this time.

ROSSI: *Watches in horror.*

ROSSI: Everyone told me not to come out of retirement. I wish to god I’d listened.

TIKTOK 4

TARA: ‘Denial is a river in Egypt your DOJ prosecutor is gay?’ That’s what we’re going with?

GARCIA: Trust me, they’ll love it.

TIKTOK 5

GIDEON: *Looks up to see Sergio perched on his desk.* Penelope. Why is there a small animal on my desk?

PENELOPE: He’s gonna be a star. You have a good angle, could you get a shot of him meowing into the camera?

GIDEON: Penelope.

PENELOPE: Yes, sir?

GIDEON: Remove this animal from my desk.

LUKE: *Standing awkwardly in the corner with Roxy.* Maybe we should scrap this one?

TIKTOK 6

JJ: No, Garcia, I am absolutely not doing any more thirst tweets. I already have 2 children, I don’t want to be the internet’s ‘mommy’ too.

EMILY: I volunteer as tribute.

BONUS!

SPENCER: So, how did we do?

GARCIA: Our account was banned.

EMILY: Yeah, that tracks.

Check out my Masterlist for more BAU scenarios! Requests are open :)

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EMILY PRENTISS Criminal Minds 18.03 | Time to Say Goodbye

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This book isn’t just a story—it’s my Roman Empire🖤

Nostalgia. This music always brings so much emotion.

BLOOD BOUND

Remembering - Replaying

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𝐄𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐬 | 𝐯𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬

A/N: I know I said I wasn't going to write or post til Friday, but I've been plagued by visions. like a Sapphic Joan of Arc.

It starts off as a single voice message, just a quick, "just leaving for work. You looked so peaceful when I left. I didn't want to wake you." But then it turns into a habit.

Her ramblings are unfiltered. She'll talk about anything & nothing. How the coffee at the office is criminally bad, how Hotch was brooding even more than usual, how she saw a dog in a sweater & it reminded her of you for reasons she can't explain.

In the earlier days of your relationship, she always ends with "sorry, that was a lot. You don't have to listen to all that." But over time, she stops apologizing & just sends them.

You can tell exactly how her day is going by the tone of her voice. The sleepy rasp in the morning. The tension in her voice during mid-day updates. The soft & warm "I miss yous" when she's driving home late & exhausted.

She sends them when she can't text, like if she's in between cases or running through an airport, it's easier to just tap record & talk than type. "Our flight was delayed. I'm going to read this awful paperback Rossi gave me. I'll send you a picture"

Sometimes, they're total chaos, where you can hear rustling or Reid talking in the distance or a door slamming & then she whispers something like "Okay, sorry about that, I'm back. Where was I? Oh, yes! I saw a bakery that I think you'd love..."

The late-night ones are softer. Her voice is slower, lower & more honest. "I had a weird day. But it got better just thinking about coming home to you." Then a quiet pause before she continues, "Okay, I'm going to sleep now. Like you probably already are. Hope I hear your voice in the morning. Goodnight or morning, whenever you listen to this. I love you"

The messages are more for her than they are for you. It's a way to keep you close when the world feels chaotic.

Do you guys want like voice message transcripts? because I want to write them. Please want them :( .

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The BAU at the Zoo:

Hotch: *Reading a map* If we just follow-

Emily: *Already climbing into the penguin exhibit*

Garcia: *Feeding an animal she 100% was not supposed to feed*

Reid: *Accidentally leading a group tour because he started talking*

Morgan: *Being stalked by a very aggressive goose*

Rossi: *Bribing a zookeeper to let him pet a tiger*

Hotch: WHERE DID YOU ALL GO?