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A few photos from Point Pelee National Park in Leamington, Ontario.
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I thought you might want to see The Tip at Point Pelee National Park (20 seconds) in Leamington, Ontario.
Please stay out of the water, or you will drown.

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It's so over (got stranded on Mars) we're so back (I can grow food here) it's so over (we left a guy on Mars) we're so back (we've established communication) it's so over (the airlock exploded and the crops froze) we're so back (we've cut down the launch window for a resupply) it's so over (the probe exploded) we're so back (the space program in China has been working on their own probe that can launch in the correct window to get him supplies) it's so over (we didn't tell the hermes crew about a separate possible mission) we're so back (the hermes crew committed mutiny and are now on the way to save Watney) it's so over (we have to remove the front of his spacecraft to get him into space) we're so back (we can cover the hole with a tarp) it's so over (the tarp ripped off during launch and the distance between the hermes and the mav is too wide) we're so back (we can use remaining thruster fuel to course correct) it's so over (if we do this we'll be going too fast) we're so back (we can build a bomb and blow up part of the station to slow us down) it's so over (there's still too much distance between the Hermes and Watney) we're so back (he poked a hole in his suit and flew to us like iron man)
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THE PRINCESS BRIDE 1987, dir. Rob Reiner
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tortured sleepy girl thursday
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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head
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you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you
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don't be afraid to be fucking weird on here cuz this is just a giant room full of nerds who don't know how to socialize properly
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Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.
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Me to me when I repeat past mistakes when I know better

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Are you single?
do these look like the posting habits of someone experiencing romance
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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them
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remember to eat all of the delicious summertime fruits you can before theyre no longer in season. my final message. goodbye
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I don’t ‘zone out’. Being zoned out is my default state, and I occasionally zone back in to check how things are going.
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