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1d reacts to you having a tapeworm
Liam:
“Y/N, the only worm allowed inside of you is me.”
Zayn:
“Y/N how could you…we were supposed to get infected together…”
Louis:
“That’s right, Y/N…I hope you like it. We match now.”
Harry:
“Don’t worry, Y/N, we can get through this together. We’ll ask Niall, he ought to know what to do. Why? You’ll find out soon enough.”
Niall:
“I’ve been meaning to tell you, Y/N, but…I’m actually half tapeworm…that’s our child inside of you…I’m so happy.”
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I NEED A HIMBO
IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HIMBO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT
hes gotta be strong
and hes gotta be fast
and hes gotta be dumb and polite
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more eyes!!! ive been obsessed with painting and gradients recently can u tell lol
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Jameela Jamil on Cancel Culture - The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
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Hey bitch haven't seen your ass since 2000 how's shit
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God take your warm winter snow away, but may a nice sunny summer filled with love and happiness be with you till the end.
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