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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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the french government has just cracked down on one of the largest illegal onion rings in europe

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this is SUPPOSED to be an art blog but my mutuals reblog too many funny posts sorry

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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

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the "two thousands" is 2000-2999 and no i don't "know what you mean" because people use it interchangeably to mean 2000-2009 or 2000-2099 even if i did know it's way too long so its still a bad name.

we're far enough into the century we deserve short decade names again

2000-2009 - OUGHTS (00's)

2010-2019 - TWENTY TENS

2020-2029 - TWENTIES

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we're far enough into the century we deserve short decade names again

2000-2009 - OUGHTS (00's)

2010-2019 - TWENTY TENS

2020-2029 - TWENTIES

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"online 1 hour ago", "online (on a mobile device specifically)", "is typing", "read yesterday"

mmm delicious inputs into the social analysis anxiety mind spiral

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headcanons on their body structures

i went on a spiel on twitter about it

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slop in, slop out

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sketches. 2017

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.