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GIVE HIM THE FISH

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(190214) itzy, dalla dalla

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me, in Breath of the Wild, walking into Hyrule Castle to save Zelda after 100+ hours of picking flowers and riding horses while she fought Calamity Ganon alone

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“John Henry, John Henry, John Henry is a mighty man.”

— John Henry (2000)

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“you can’t make a lawful good character interesting and enjoyable”:

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back to school shopping for a backpack

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

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The Bat Penis: How Big is it?

Based on the recent comic, we now know enough about the bat-schlong to do some maths.

First to establish a reference point. The average American Man’s thumb is 1 inch wide (x). I estimated the shape of the thumb based on the angle of the shot (estimate of shape is the blue outline). His thumb is probably about 29 pixels wide, but could be up to 40 pixels wide based on the angle of the shot.

The bat penis is roughly 130 pixels long from base to tip, assuming a top-down view. We can estimate how big the schlong is in inches by using:

[Were Thumb Length (Inch) = 1]

130/29 = 4.48 inches ; 130/40 = 3.25 inches

Based on this we can assume that the Bat-Schlong, when flaccid, is between 3.25 and 4.48 inches long.

The study does not account for ambient temperature, or which side of the shower/grower boundary Batman falls on, but I would say that 4.5 inches soft is…. at least worth further study.

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Lady Gaga stopped by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to discuss all things A Star Is Born, as well as share her thoughts on Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh

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