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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

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those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

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I have frequent sexual fantasies about you

Can you try fantasizing about something else instead? Like maybe Summer vacation or having super powers?

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Love them

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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(affirming myself in the mirror) if that fictional man was real he would fuck you. He would fuck you. You're his exact type. If he saw you he'd get a boner instantly. He would fuck you he would fu

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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Shoutout to my dad who accidentally moved into an up and coming black lgbt neighborhood and was very disappointed to learn that all of his “new friends” weren’t actually interested in how to use iNaturalist or where he saw coyotes on his walks 😔🙏🏻

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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This is true when you think about it

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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think I’m gonna be sick… What the fuck do you even call this…? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god… This is that Marge and Homer shit isn’t it

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you