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🎃 Just some inconspicuous cats committing acts of spooky boops!! 🎃
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man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read
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one of the most challenging skills i've had to learn as an adult is the art of figuring out whether i'm proportionally annoyed with someone or just tired and overstimulated and looking for reasons to be pissed off
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warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real
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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
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had a dream that my bff fucked my situationship , woke up angry at both of them
what do ?
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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
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E, F, G, H... I... fuck what comes after I
the very next letter:

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