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“just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever” this is actually my kink 😊

"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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Happiness Will Come To You.

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"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"

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being a longtime follower of an average Tumblr blog is like walking into a cafe for a cup of coffee once and then continuing to go there every morning for nine years even though it’s now a mattress store

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apparently it does not go without saying, but if you're in high school and you're writing a college essay and have to talk about a big challenge you overcame, never ever and i repeat NEVER talk about your mental health. don't do it. it doesn't matter if you're stable and healthy now, do not talk about it. just don't. ok this has been a PSA.

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the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

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I wasn't aware of this one, so I'm trying to spread the word.

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Daniel LaRusso from Cobra Kai

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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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Low poly Thylacine says AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i love you thylacine......................

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this tiktok deserves an academy award

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Imagine going on a cross country trip to share the (mildly embarrassing) news with an adjacent king that your guards lost a prisoner, but when you get there- there’s actually a huge crowd of people who all get called into a massive Super Important Meeting. And the prisoner (who you thought wasn’t like That Big of a deal) gets brought up, and everyone’s talking about how great your kingdoms security is, and how important it is that he’s locked up, and you’re just sitting there sweating buckets. And you have to stand up in front of Everybody and tell them ‘actually he escaped and had been gone for months’. While everyone looks at you with the most disappointed faces you’ve ever seen. What a loser.

And Then you have to go on an even Longer trip with all of these people who’s first impression of you was some cringefail sweaty loser who can’t even keep track of one (1) guy.

No wonder Legolas was showing off every chance he got, he was trying to bring his reputation up from like -100