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A single pokemon destroyed my home. It was Palkia, corrupted by team Galactic. They lost control, its rage ripped everything apart.

The only reason I survived was because I managed to jury rig a device to shield my lab from the carnage, and from what I can tell, the only reason I was able to do that was because my version of Jirachi guided me.

Wishes can allow you to survive the end, and in turn, they can just as easily bring it about.

All I can say to you is good luck.

Not to you, but to your world.

I have seen what the skies rupturing, what space rending itself into shreds, what the power of a legendary could do when corrupted.

I am the only survivor of that world, it was reduced to cinder.

I have no doubt that your world will be, too, if this continues.

And I can only hope that if you are the survivor, you will be at peace knowing that your wishes were what destroyed everything.

-@mina-ribbonheart

I’m not going to destroy it. I… I won’t. I’m only letting it change. And I didn’t force anyone to make any wishes, I only made mine. I’m not the only one to blame if there’s blame to go around!

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Reality is a material like any other.

Wishes put strain on that material; deform it, cause microscopic cracks and tears in the fabric of everything.

Unleashing so many, all at once -- giving people the ability to grant any wish they had... it's a noble goal. It is. But the fundamental fact is that wishes are powerful things -- things that can and will destroy a universe if not controlled.

I am not blaming you. Blame is useless, it passes the buck to someone else.

You deserve better than what you got; but this is dangerous.

If you do not intend to let your world be destroyed, act to save it.

All I can say to you is good luck.

Not to you, but to your world.

I have seen what the skies rupturing, what space rending itself into shreds, what the power of a legendary could do when corrupted.

I am the only survivor of that world, it was reduced to cinder.

I have no doubt that your world will be, too, if this continues.

And I can only hope that if you are the survivor, you will be at peace knowing that your wishes were what destroyed everything.

-@mina-ribbonheart

I’m not going to destroy it. I… I won’t. I’m only letting it change. And I didn’t force anyone to make any wishes, I only made mine. I’m not the only one to blame if there’s blame to go around!

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...I just realized that the fact we kinda know each other is pretty funny given the fact I used. A flake of metal that got broken off of my universe's Jirachi as the main component of my transformation.

...And also the fact I might have my Jirachi's blessing? That is still very unclear though.

sylveon ribbons can suck the life energy out of other beings... they are leeches... that person was being consumed alive

no i didnt have a sylveon boyfriend who left me, be quiet

Buddy, I might end up Dr. Tsiolkovsky once I get my degree, but it's not the kind of doctor that comes with a license to practice psychology.

Quipping aside though, miiiiiiiiiiiiiight want to work on that bitterness.

...

Actually, now that I think about it, would that shift from eevee to something else be like... puberty 2 for an eevee hybrid? Or would it be puberty 1? Fuck. Would trans one have PUBERTY 3?

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...oh by the gods I swear...

Good luck? I suppose?

Hey @mina-ribbonheart you're asleep right now but I'm taking debug to go meet my parents, I assume they've also left a note somewhere but I figured I should say as well

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...That's. One way of putting it.

I mean, the way I ended up a sylveon hybrid isn't exactly normal, but I was trans beforehand. I'm- going to guess it's similar?

...Also that's. Not even how the ribbons work, at least in most universes I've heard about? They are used for hunting in the wild, sure, but not by stealing... life force. They have paralytic venom which can be injected via small barbs, though it's well within the sylveon's control whether that happens or not.

sylveon ribbons can suck the life energy out of other beings... they are leeches... that person was being consumed alive

no i didnt have a sylveon boyfriend who left me, be quiet

Buddy, I might end up Dr. Tsiolkovsky once I get my degree, but it's not the kind of doctor that comes with a license to practice psychology.

Quipping aside though, miiiiiiiiiiiiiight want to work on that bitterness.

...

Actually, now that I think about it, would that shift from eevee to something else be like... puberty 2 for an eevee hybrid? Or would it be puberty 1? Fuck. Would trans one have PUBERTY 3?

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saw a student burying his sprigatito in one of the academy garden plots. he said her name is turnip and if she doesnt get buried she cries

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im just saying i think everyone wants women in stem until they start learning culinary science and then it's all "nooooo but that's traditionally feminine work under the specific and recent hierarchy of gender, you must become masculine to gain empowerment" so you admit you don't respect it because it's traditionally associated with women? okay way to show your entire ass.

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Cisn't

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I had a dream there was a new Unown variation and it was just fucking Loss.

Like this.

//sprite creds to Pokemon Showdown. their april fools sprites are so good.

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hey guys is motor oil a good substitute for vegetable oil?

only reason im asking is because i made my world famous chili for volunteers at the local pokemon shelter. but they were out of vegetable oil. so i used motor oil. the reactions were mixed. two people said they liked it? but idk

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God is dead and I lived.

I have had time to think about it and I have decided.

I'm going to fight God.

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Wait huh- where did the extras- come from?

TM01 Stirfry is a complete success after repeated tests! @mina-ribbonheart the extras in the kitchen are yours

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(Sure fuck it Mina reblogged that, that totally wasn't us accidentally reblogging with her account)

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That specific computer was fairly old, and only really used for the kind of calculus which would take literal weeks to run on the actual university mainframe -- that said, doing a bit of a search through rotomblr-

uh. The computers I have access to are very out of date compared to some of the stuff on here. I think the most cutting edge processor that had been released before everything went down was... a first generation Pentium? Even that hadn't quite released yet, though.

So you might've been right about the Jirachi thing. In several ways.

Supernatural luck and intuition are... interesting abilities to have, and ones I didn't quite realize I did have until a short bit ago.

It's... odd, actually noticing it? If I focus on something, and just kinda... let my body work, intuition just takes over most of the time, at least for stuff adjacent to what I'm actually knowledgeable in.

-- @mina-ribbonheart

As if I needed more reason to lend credence to the things I read on conspiracy forums. Seriously though, glad that I helped I guess? Or like gave you something to look into. That's wild though what kinds of stuff can you "intuit" that way? What sorts of limits are there?

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That's poor wording on my part -- I more meant that in most universes, the tech got abandoned pretty shortly after transistors got cheap enough to make computers with.

Back in my universe, they stuck around for like... a full decade and a half after transistor based processors became mass market. They were for specialized applications, mostly, but they were still widespread enough most universities had either a vacuum tube based module for their mainframe or a dedicated vacuum tube computer somewhere on site.

I have been informed that vacuum tube computers were not common whatsoever in most universes

this is extremely weird to me

transistor and vacuum tube computers very much coexisted for a bit in my universe, as transistors started out as really unreliable even compared to tubes, and also tubes were easier to integrate into analogue computers, which were extremely necessary for a lot of calculus work.

Very odd to hear that they weren't super common elsewhere