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IRONHEART 1.01 | "Take Me Home"

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I think it's incredibly hilarious that TDW has a scene showing us how Loki pretends to be a villain in order to trick the antagonist and save the world, and he acts and sounds EXACTLY the way he does in A1, and it goes completely over both Thor and the audience's heads.

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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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Reason to Live #12756

Spite    – Guest Submission

(Please don't add negative comments to these posts.)

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“an estranged relationship with pleasure” he would do numbers on here

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in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this

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My uncle just sent this to me

He understands my level of humor

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tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

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When something tragic happens, tumblr is the only social platform you can escape to. The whole world could be in shambles and y’all are shitposting and reblogging pictures of tiramisu as usual.

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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When someone says, “You’re so mature for your age,” just know that’s code for “you went through too much too soon and now you’re emotionally 47.”

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To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

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this was sent to me

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digestion and assimilation, masquerading as inclusion, interconnection, and kinship -> Midsommar (2019) & Sinners (2025)