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D: So. Did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? H: Aha, uhh, I-I-I’m, er, uh, I-I, uh… D: Are you always this articulate? H: Harry! My -ahem- my name is Harry. D: Harry, huh? Well, I think I prefer Wonder Boy Who Lived.

i had so much fun drawing this self indulgent hercules au c: i wanted to experiment with the original art style while also maintaining my own. also this was all an elaborate excuse to draw draco with long hair even though nothing was stopping me in the first place

{please do not repost // reblogs are appreciated!} 「 INSTA & KO-FI:  aceveria 」

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010) dir. David Yates

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everyone with adhd carries a mini megaphone in their pocket, sorry I don’t make the rules

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👀👀👀

It would take a lot to get me to trust a Draco stan because I don’t think that they exercise sound judgement.

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for good ✨

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I find it odd that Slytherins are constantly made out to be the villains, despite Merlin being a Slytherin Alumni.

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Not to be mean, but I'm excited to know if you will finish this before I graduate. 🙂

To those of you who have followed me for awhile and know the hell I am about to subject myself to please keep me in your thoughts. To the newer followers I apologize for subjecting you to my descent into madness.

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Harry: Key to a good birthday? Low expectations.

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Draco: if I die, donate my whole body to science

Draco: except for my middle fingers

Draco: give them to Ron

Ron: fuck you too

Hermione: ...I’m more concerned about the fact that Malfoy just said ‘if’ and not 'when’

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Living together

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headcanon

when Lucius wants to be extra he sends messages with the peacocks

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The Homework Assignment is due in a month, what does each house do?

Hufflepuff: Creates a detailed outline evenly breaking up the work they need to get done each day to finish.

Ravenclaw: Claims to be researching for the assignment, actually has just been looking up other things. Eventually throws together something a few days before the due date.

Slytherin: Has a flawless idea of what they want to write about. Still spends the month tweaking and changing the idea to make it “perfect.”

Gryffindor: “Who dares me to do the assignment the night before lol?”

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"Sirius overused his name as a pun"

Remus: Are you sure this is safe?

Sirius: I'm serious! Try it!

Remus: Yeah, bu-

Sirius: Get it? I'm serious? Sirius? I'm Siriu-

Remus: I got it...

James:

Lily:

Remus:

Sirius: I'm also bla-

“Non-Canon” Harry Potter facts that all fans know

(What do you mean too many of these are Marauder related?)

If your Patronuses connect, you’re soul mates

Remus Lupin is sassy and loves chocolate

Lily Evans and Sirius Black were so close it made James jealous

Minerva McGonagall knew James Potter was a stag

The Potters are the most oblivious people on earth

Charlie Weasley and Nymphadora Tonks are best friends

Tonks sometimes changed into Dumbledore to confuse everyone

Teddy Lupin loves hanging out with Draco Malfoy

Sirius overused his name as a pun

A metamorphmagus’s hair color matches their emotions

James Potter’s middle name is Fleamont

James and Sirius wanted to name Harry “Elvendork” because “IT’S UNISEX”

Remus Lupin wears big sweaters

Sirius loves muggle bands and thinks he’s punk rock

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Quidditch Captains!!!

Credit goes to @alek-r

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Harry Potter and co. headcanons I would die for:

Ronald Weasley has eyelashes from the gods and every girl in gryffindor is jealous

Draco Malfoy looks damn fine in high heels and Astoria agrees

Sirius Black showed up to Lily Potters babyshower in drag

Percy Weasley helped Oliver Wood study for his OWL and NEWTS

Hermione lets Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil do her makeup and braid her hair while she quizzes them for exams

Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson are as close as Sirius Black and James Potter were

The whole school thought Draco and Pansy were dating until Pansy kissed Millicent Bulstrode smack on the lips in sixth year in front of the entire great hall

The golden trio have so many bizarre inside jokes about the constant trouble they find themselves in and everyone is baffled

Nymphadora Tonks went an entire month with slytherin green hair once after she saw a firstie snake getting picked on

Remus Lupin got a septum piercing in fourth year but the next full moon transformation ruined it and now he’s got a slightly deformed nose forever

After Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Potter became friends so did their mothers

Hermione Granger has got the Thunder Thighs of Aphrodite

Sirius Black had an actual crush on Minerva McGonagall and the marauders teased him about it just as much as they teased James about Lily

Scorpius Malfoy loves Game of Thrones but he got extremely offended when Rose Granger compared him to a Lannister

Ginny Weasleys first kiss was Luna Lovegood but they were never romantically involved, Luna said ‘sometimes a kiss is just a kiss’ and Ginny found that nice

After Harry came out as bisexual he and Hermione would sometimes stay up and talk about boys and often Ron would join and they’d all sit and gossip

Once Hermione called Professor Flitwick dad and then she proceeded to slam her head down on the desk and say a very bad word

Luna Lovegood made Draco Malfoy a flower crown and charmed it so he couldn’t take it off because she thought he needed it

Ginny Weasley told Snape off for being a bully and she got detention for a month

Luna Lovegood proposed to Rolf Scamander without a ring because it was an impulsive decision so instead she gave him a radish on a string and he wore it to their wedding

Ginny Weasley was Luna Lovegoods maid of honour and vice versa

Hermione spoke at Lavender Browns funeral and she told everyone about the time Lavender dried her tears after the Yule ball and told her she was beautiful

Viktor Krum, Fleur Delacour and Harry Potter get together once a year and visit Cedric Diggorys grave

Teddy Lupin wore so much eyeliner

Hermione Granger gave all her notes from her OWLs to Ginny when she was in sixth year so Ginny could study off them

Minerva McGonagall is the reason first years aren’t allowed brooms

Professor Sprout was considerably less cheerful the year after Cedric died

Bellatrix Black used to babysit little Sirius Black and decided she hated children and never wanted any he was such a menace

After Harry was moved from under the stairs he became very claustrophobic so much he couldn’t be in broom closets to snog Ginny

Fred and George Weasley were bridesmaids at Ginnys wedding

Cho Chang became friends with a lot of the hufflepuffs from Cedrics year after his death and even Fleur and Viktor

James Potter cried more than Lily on his wedding day

Albus Severus Potter made a habit of visiting the portrait of Headmaster Snape every month or so

Arthur Weasley and Molly Prewett started dating in second year

Harry Potter called Molly Weasley ‘mum’ on multiple occasions and every time she would just smile as he apologised