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Mindnumbing Brain Candy
Random stuff I find interesting. Former LVT, current kindergarden teacher. she/her, bisexual, polyam, leftist, 30s
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originalpear
Untitled (not the one from The Green Kingdom)
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モンテ・クリスト伯：The Musical Live
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aaragakis
my bow is yours
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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#me unknowingly traumatizing all my exes and half my friends#the other half were laughing cuz they do the same
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I make art about grief again
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
#idk i kinda get why theyd ask#i like finding memes in other languages and figuring out with cognates too#i adore linguistics#but im the type of autistic (literal thinking) that doesnt sound out the words inherently in head so i dont catch a LOT of puns like that#absolutely wouldnt have considered how ANTI-BI-OTOC has anti bi in it#i wouldve assumed this was about not wanting to use the phone to call to get abx or something
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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LISTEN. SAM HAS TWO HANDS. MONOGAMY ISN'T REAL OK
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finance bro discovers bdsm more at 7
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He may have been one of the most idiotic statement givers I’ve ever heard
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The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.)
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It’s funny to me that Magnus Archives started out with mostly “normal” ghost stories & held back on the really weird stuff until later seasons, whereas with Protocol we’ve gotten the following in the first twelve episodes:
- Guy Who Murdered His Wife Gets Turned Into a Tree While Running From the Cops
- Man Made of Needles
- Demon Antique Enthusiasts Who Crowd Crush People
- Janitor Runs Away From IRL Timelapse Only to End Up in a Cannibal Restaurant in the Void
- A Guy Just Straight Up Gets Run Over by a Semi Truck
- Knockoff Barney the Dinosaur Shows Up to a Strip Club and Starts Smashing Skulls
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almost none of the reasons why i support abortion rights have anything to do with babies. really it’s more about the fact that I think the government shouldn’t be able to force you to lend all your organs to someone else and change irreparably in the process. is a fetus a person? I don’t care! If it is a person, I don’t want anyone to be forced to host one against their will! If it isn’t a person, guess what? Nobody should be forced to host one against their will! What’s a soul? What’s a person? When does life begin? IRRELEVANT! A world in which the government can force anyone to manufacture an entirely new human body at the cost of their own is not a world I want to live in!
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