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transmeds shouldnt be allowed to speak IMO

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so i lent my cousin bloodborne, he speaks a little english but he has some trouble reading it, i figured he’d be fine since he plays RPGs and all you really need to understand is numbers going up

so i asked him how its going, and he’s telling me hes stuck on father gascione, and cleric beast gave him hours of trouble. i was like “oh damn at least you beat it tho, gascione is really a test of how good you are at the gun parrys” -“…gun parries?” - yeah! omg, if you shoot something right before it attacks you’ll like stun it for a big hit, im sorry i shouldve told you -“guns?? you get guns in this game?” - yeah..you get the gun along with your main weapon - “????”

so my cousin beat the cleric beast and everything between that and gascione with his bare fucking fists and he’s been under the impression that the game is just really hardcore

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i would die for each and every one of them

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An Incomplete List Of Thing That Actually Fucking Happened On Xena: Warrior Princess

1: Gabrielle is placed under a sleeping curse which is broken when Xena kisses her (on the lips)

2: Xena’s ghost possesses someone’s body and makes out with Gabrielle (who totally knows it’s her and would never kiss the guy she’s possessing)

3: Xena and Gabrielle’s reincarnations find each other, remember their past life together, and then get married

4: Xena refers to Gabrielle as the father of her child

5: Xena and Gabrielle consistently referring to each other as their “soul mate” 

6: Xena stays sane and keeps from breaking during torture by imagining Gabrielle doing a sexy dance

7: This:   

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So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

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ocean’s eight is a good, fun, well acted movie and the fact that male reviewers are giving it rotten reviews just show how women led films have to meet unrealistic expectations to not be considered a failure. the movie isn’t rocket science but it was never intended to be, it’s just a good time at the movies and it’s the kind of film men get to make over and over again and nobody hangs the future of male cinema on its sucess or failure. the treatment it’s getting is unfair and misogynistic. in this essay i will

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fellow monster fuckers: venom has tentacles, long tongue, he eats people. he really is the whole package.

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I can’t believe Toadette can turn into Peachette

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ay yo im not dead i just exist more on twitter these days so if you wanna keep up with my art you can follow me there!!! 

My Twitter

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ay yo im not dead i just exist more on twitter these days so if you wanna keep up with my art you can follow me there!!! 

My Twitter

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WATERMELON SPONGE CAKE

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N I G H T M A ( R ) E

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ay yo im not dead i just exist more on twitter these days so if you wanna keep up with my art you can follow me there!!! 

My Twitter

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“They are putting women and lgbt people in games because they want you to buy them, they don’t actually care!”

Yeah and so what? We want to play games with characters like us. I say it’s a deal.

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friends: so what do u do in ur spare time

me: run larps and tabletop games lol

prospective employers: so what do you do in your spare time

me: