Andy | they/them Commissions Open: ko-fi.com/vityathegnome
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very much a fan of this post so i felt compelled to make my own. print it out and give it to your coworkers or hang it in your cubicle and go "don't make me tap the sign"
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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
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Finished art swap for @ainyan - my one and only entry into mermay!
I had so much fun with this, Kal'istae is so beautiful I spent hours just rotating her model when taking reference images.
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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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my fav genre of final fantasy guy - white twink marionette
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Everybody read Bongchon Bride right now. I am no longer asking
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make the girl character fat . you can do it . you can do this . i believe in you . DO IT
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When you encounter a problem, consider: have you tried evolving venomous spines about it?
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As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.
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[emerges bloody and ragged from the inn room after 2 hours have passed] finished a new glamour! ^^
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Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.
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Modern Knights by Siana Sunghee Park
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