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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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I mean no WONDER tango immediately said yes to helping imposter Jimmy

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uwu

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God I fucking love warden eggs.

Sculk was one of the greatest things to be added in minecraft, the horny possibilities are endless.

REAL ! it’s got vines it’s got squishy sounds it’s got an incentive to try and keep quiet while ur getting ur insides rearranged. she’s got the range

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size difference warden cub n witch scar ugh

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the way i saw this and read it as "pup training" and didnt think twice that i mightve perhaps misread it. like ok. pup training cmon tngo. tanggm thoughts brewing. do you hear me.

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some t4t gempearl from todays magma :3 (full below)

magma hosted by the lovely @cupofmysteriousfluid!

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I saw you reblogged cuteguy and im insane about him. I think hes basically grians fun-sona, and poultry man is his real vigilante form, while cuteguy is basically there to annoy and tease people

Mumbo and grian collaborate on it, basically. Cuteguy is there to show of mumbos tech and grian gets to annoy people and get off at the same time.

Mumbo basically has a device to lock grians brain away, hypnotising him. Its basically all instincts that grian runs on, needing cuteguy to be healthy. But its only fair that both mumbo and grian gets to have fun, and thats why grian has massive plugs in his holes, mumbo tweaking them each time to surprise him. He has all sorts of other things on his body too, nipple suckers, other small things to make him pliable

oouughhhvghg his epic kink costume <3

mumbo is like grian ^-^ I have new things to test :) and grian gets to experience a whole new world of pleasure about it. mumbo likes making him feel good. and also enjoys putting larger plugs inside him each time.

they probably also have a Thing going on with hotguy. I mean scar. that's their weird hero boyfriend who they're not really meant to be allied with.

im tooootally not thinking about scar cornering grian in an alleyway and taking off parts of the cuteguy costume and finding it really amusing how grian doesnt try to run away (too horny and hypnotised about it). then finds even more joy from seeing the beautifully cruel toys stuffed inside the poor thing.

that pink visor locks grians brains away. i can imagine scar knocking it out of place mid-fuck and grian waking up like ?

but he's into it so he lets himself go all pliant and enjoy the experience.

afterwards he and mumbo are determined to create a scar-sized dildo for the next edition of the costume. grian shares alllll the details with mumbo !! because☝️they are besties and gay for each other

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Gem knew the consequences of bratting out, she knew what would happen, but she couldn’t resist. It wasn’t even her fault really! Grian was just being insufferable today, more than usual.

Skizz usually brought her brattiness out of her anyway, but Grian. She really couldn’t couldn’t help but be a brat, the need to oneup Grian and his dumb arguments and make fun of Skizz and Impulse for dying stupidly was simply too tempting (even though her and Grian might’ve accidentally been the cause of multiple of those deaths).

But now she was paying the price.

After another failed run, Skizz had groaned exasperated and asked them if they could be adults and behave. Grian scoffed and said that he would behave if Gem did, and Gem very maturely tried to kick him, sparking another long winded argument. Impulse sighed, disappointed, but before he could admonish them once again, Skizz had grabbed both of them by their hair, lifting them up on their tippy toes.

They quietened down, the instinctive need to listen to the air of authority Skizz projected giving them pause for a moment. Skizz said something to Impulse that neither of them caught and before they could even ask, Impulse was there, tearing off Gems shoes and pants, leaving her standing in her underwear. She let out a wordless cry and Grian heaved a mocking little laugh, before Impulse got to him as well, leaving him much in the same state, Gem’s turn to let out her own vindictive laughter.

Skizz pulled their hair tighter forcing them both to look up at him, gazing at them with great disapproval. Even now, they are both acting like children, he scolded, disappointed. They’ll just have to teach them to get along, or at least keep them out of their way, he explained menacingly.

Before either of them could protest, Imp and Skizz had worked together to rid them of the rest of their clothes, Impulse producing a rope he had stashed somewhere and tying them together. The two brats glared at each other, tied very close, sitting basically on each other’s laps, their cunts almost touching. This is all your fault, Grian hissed, before a hand pulled at his hair and he smiled faux innocently at Impulse who was glaring down at him. Gem allowed herself a small victorious grin and then smiled sweetly up at the other two men, hoping they lessened whatever punishment they were about to doll on them.

Skizz cradled a gentle hand through her hair, always easily swayed by her wide green doe eyes, before dropping the final piece of their torture in between them. A vibrator, positioned perfectly between their cunts, turned on at the lowest setting. Grian and Gem moaned in tandem, squirming closer together for the first time today, working towards a common goal.

This way, they will be much more productive, Skizz mocked, he and Impulse leaving them tied up in the van while they went to get their actual job done. Gem and Grian were both sweating, leaning against each other as they tried to grind against the vibrator so tantalisingly close. Gem bit Grian’s shoulder where her head was resting and he moaned brokenly, hips stuttering.

Left with nothing else to do, they ended up angrily making out, harsh teeth and tongues in a futile battle for dominance considering they were both tied up naked on the floor of the van. The mind numbing pleasure felt so good but it wasn’t strong enough to get either of them close, nevermind over the edge, no matter how much they tried to hump each other for leverage. They kept kissing sloppily, moaning against each other’s mouths, working hickeys on each other’s throats like it was a competition.

Impulse and Skizz returned later, after a job well done and when Impulse asked if they were ready to behave now, they both started rambling promises to be good and get along, speaking over each other loudly. Skizz approached them and they both quietened down, matching set of teary eyes looking at him hopefully. He crouched down next to them and turned the vibrations up, their wails and whines indistinguishable. They could use another couple hours in their getting along corner, he said jovially, slapping a hand on Impulse's shoulder, leaving two whining brats on the floor behind them while they went back to work.

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Grian is sucking Scar’s cock in their bed, haze of sleep still pulling at both their limbs, when the other tells him he has a gift for him. He makes a little inquisitive noise and looks up, going to pop off the dick in his mouth, but Scar pushes his head down with a chuckle, calling him impatient. He’ll see it in just a second, what’s the rush?

He ends up coming in his mouth and Grian goes to swallow by instinct, but Scar pulls at his hair and demands he keep it all in his mouth. Grian flushes bright red and goes to complain, but his voice comes out gurgled, body too well trained to disobey a direct order. It only makes him blush more.

The gift ends up being an outfit, although ‘outfit’ is a generous term. It consists of a fluffy white tail butt plug, a white and pink lacy collar with matching cuffs, and worst of all, bunny ears. Grian is starting to get the picture and he glares at Scar in warning, suspicious of the other’s plans that spell a very embarrassing day ahead for him. Scar merely raises his hands innocently and exclaims that he only wanted to help Grian get into the holiday spirit! If he doesn’t want it, he can always swallow the cum in his mouth and speak up.

Grian stays damningly silent, enjoying the taste and the control Scar has over him without wanting to admit it, and Scar smirks. He helps him get in costume, lubed fingers opening his asshole painstakingly slowly, his untouched cock basically drooling from arousal since that morning. The cuffs go on his wrists, the collar around his neck, and of course, the ears get placed upon his fluffy hair. Now the real fun can begin, Scar grins excitedly.

He connects a pastel pink ribbon to his matching collar and hands him a basket full of colourful eggs. Grian feels his eyes widen as Scar leads him towards the door of his base. What’s wrong? Scar mockingly asks. Doesn’t he wanna see his friends? Wish them happy holidays?

Grian shakes his head stubbornly, until Scar pulls him in by his leash and grabs his face, squeezing his cheeks. Is he gonna be a good pet and behave or is Scar gonna have to make him? Grian’s cock is leaking steadily, evidence of his arousal dripping down his hard dick. He nods once, wide eyes locking with Scar’s, and Scar smiles.

What a good bunny! He coos, a hand petting Grian’s hair condescendingly. Grian’s sure his entire body is flushed with humiliation and arousal by this point, but Scar once again surprises him by asking if he wants to crawl or hop along like a good little bunny boy? Grian blushes even harder, feeling indignant at the ask. One warning look from Scar though has him obediently curling his hands in front of his chest in a paw-like manner, the basket gripped in one. Scar grins and leads him out.

He parades him around the server like that, walking fast so Grian has to hop along as fast as he can to even keep up. He thought this would be the less embarrassing of the two options but, boy was he wrong. The hops make his dick bounce up and down in a mortifying way, and Scar loves to point that out with a little giggle every once in a while, especially delighting in making Grian show ‘how his little dick hopped along with him’ to every new hermit they came across.

Every hermit they run into Grian tried to shy away from, but Scar greets them jovially, asking if they wanna help get Grian into the holiday spirit. The first time, Grian had looked suspiciously between Scar and Mumbo, the taller man looking almost as embarrassed as Grian. He was intrigued though, and Scar explained gleefully what the eggs were for. He also added that, of course, Grian wasn’t a proper bunny until his mouth was as full as his ass, he needed the chubby little puffed up cheeks after all! Mumbo was free to contribute to that as well. Mumbo’s pupils dilated with every word until he agreed to Scar’s schemes.

Grian was pushed down on his stomach on the nearest flat surface, the plug from his ass swiftly removed. Mumbo had positioned himself above his face and was jerking his half hard dick off, aiming right for Grian’s face. Scar’s hand was in his hair, pulling until he opened his mouth, with a warning to not dare spill any.

He was whining with his mouth open, until Mumbo came and added to the amount of cum in his already full mouth, some of the white streaks colouring his face. Scar spanked his ass, calling him rude for not offering any of his eggs to their first visitor. What kind of easter bunny was he?

Grian raised the basket up with trembling hands, offering Mumbo his pick. Mumbo, mercifully, picked a smaller one, slowly pushing it into Grian. He whined and moaned but didn’t let any cum from his mouth spill, and soon enough the egg was as far as it would go and the plug was back in place. Grian already felt impossibly full, and he wasn’t sure exactly how Scar’s plan was gonna work. Scar, as if reading his thoughts, grinned at him sharply and assured him that all the eggs would fit. That’s what he was made for after all wasn’t he?

At the end of the day, he ended up covered in cum, his mouth impossibly full of bodily fluids, his stomach bulging from all the eggs that had been shoved into him. He didn’t care anymore though, cheeks puffed up as he hoped along happily, the new added weight making it harder than at the start of the day. He’s just a good bunny, eager to please all his friends!

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and this is the last time I’ll talk about it but the hc charity stream truly had everything. women manhandling eachother. a palpable awkward intimacy that comes from people being within kissing distance of eachother. men shocking themselves and crying on camera. and that’s only what we’ve seen of course…

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Whenever I see your Joel in a skirt I think about how badly I need Etho to take upskirt photos of Joel. He gets to objectify his boyfriend, as a treat

So uh. I lied about going to bed.

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happy no longer april fools & spring season. to celebrate, im shrinking mumbo to the size of a bunny, putting him in a crotchless playboy bunny outfit, and shoving a carrot up his pussy

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@cupofmysteriousfluid magma doodles from today :3

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"straight woman who would bark if her bi best friend asked her to" is really such an interesting dynamic to watch, isnt it?

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i need that middle aged man pussy.

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I need the poe poe to get freaky NASTY with it like AUGH freak nasty with each other or me idc ropes, toys, gentle kisses and touches but rough sex AUGHHHH

Cub being gentle with his words teling Scar and Skizz that they're doing so good at exiling the hermits whiles he's just fucking them so hard, both of them reveling in his touches. Grian is watching, maybe he can have a touch or two for all his hard work