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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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Actually 22/7=3.14285 and is within around 0.04% of pi (3.14159265.....)

3.14 is only within around 0.05% of pi

So really it's the more accurate calculation

remember when phineas and ferb used 22/7 for pi instead of 3.14 they lost all my respect there smh

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Did they just call Minecraft a metaphor for life?

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Tempted to write a fanfic where Doc Brown meets Din Djarin...

Y'know

DeLorean man meets Mandalorian

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Have you ever wondered where books come from?

Well then, let me show you, because that’s what I do for a living.

Right now, it’s this time of the year, and the little ones have just freshly hatched:

You’ll notice they’re still blind and naked when they hatch. So I make them little coats to keep them warm during their first winter:

See how they happily line up to put them on:

See? Better. Now they’re ready to go and explore the world.

And if they make it through the winter and we take good care of them, they will grow up to be strong and wise like their older fellows:

So, in case you were ever wondering, now you know.

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Proper Care & Feeding for your Goblin Partner

Goblins need a balanced diet of 462 snacks per day. While your Goblin may also partake in "meals" it is essential that they have steady access to foods they can haphazardly shovel into their mouths.

Put a tiny, domesticated creature, like a cat or a snake, or a slightly larger creature like a dog or a horse, near your Goblin. They will be delighted. Expect shrill squealing.

Goblins need piles of Soft things to cocoon in periodically. To preserve their strength.

If your Goblin is hydrophobic, as many are, you will need to periodically prod them into the shower. Be Very Careful. There is a very high Bite Risk during shower prodding.

If your Goblin is the hydrophilic variety, you may need to periodically remove them from showers (or streams, lakes, big puddles, etc.) Be Very Careful. There is a very high Bite Risk during shower removal.

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I think the appropriate response to "I won't stand for this" is "well, then sit your ass back down!"

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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a misunderstanding

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Smol me was an antisocial *nerrrrd*

Oh wait that's current me, too—

(Anyhow this was fun but I wish there were more glasses and jacket options... oh and hair colors)

Alas, my Tumblr circles are minute and as such, this particular thread shall have to end here.

Cute Picrew Tag Game✨

Show me your current self with your child self!

LINK

(No one tagged me but I saw it and thought it was cute so I’m starting my own, lol)

Here’s mine! Now @nerosdayinanime @mikuyuuss @clairvoylance let’s get this party started if you want! _(:3 」∠)_

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Extremely generic, typical isekai anime where the main character is a high school boy who's so good at video games in his day-to-day life, but people don't respect gamers :( so he's a loser :( ...until he ends up isekai'd into a fantasy world that RUNS on video game logic.

Except this main character is a speed runner.

World record holding speed runner.

Elf-woman in the introductory episode shares the long, sad history of her realm at odds with the Demon Lord and his reign. She looks up just as she's about to describe the moment the Demon Lord killed her husband, and main character is... gone.

Several many fields away.

Naked as the day god made him because equipping the intro clothes takes 3 seconds between menu opening and character re-rendering.

The Wall of the Unfathomable, which has sealed these villagers within their own walls for generations unknown, sees its first breach in a millennium as Main Character scales it ass-backwards clipping and ragdolling up its scaffolding by abusing the collision detection logic and its impact on speed reversal.

NPCs launch into speeches which bewilder and confuse even them because they should NOT be saying anything about the deep sacred mana that can defeat the Dark Demon Lord but the fucker standing in front of him in tighty-whiteys with a level 99 helmet and the Hero Sceptor (which he should NOT have yet but) is compelling the NPC for reasons they cannot begin to comprehend.

The Demon Lord is alerted by holographic message from his most trusted underling that some disturbance has just rippled through from Elf Realm and that some portal may have just opened from the human world, which warrants some caution as the prophesied hero is said to--cut off by the MC catapulting past all 18 floors of Demon Tower security using the infinite speed jump glitch and one-shotting the Demon Lord with a single rag-doll spastic thrust through his heart which launches the Demon Lord along with MC into a 500mph spiral into the stratosphere... And somewhere, the end credits play.

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Leia post in honor of Carrie Fisher’s passing which was 7 years ago today.

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Thankie for the tag! No idea what my blog's vibes are supposed to be though—

Gothic it is, apparently. Look at the lil culinary slime :))

I would tag more peeps but I appear to have no Tumblr friends, so the chain shall end here 😔

friends. friends. make a little fishbowl for your blog.

Here’s mine! Forest-y setting to go with my usual theme, a night sky to match my current theme, a writing desk for my stories and piles of books for all the old books I love reading. I also put my cat in there, cause he loves bothering me while I write and a glass bowl would do nothing to stop him.

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I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

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Me: carefully putting the tree in a trash bag so it won't shed everywhere getting it out of the house

Christmas tree: THY ATTEMPTS TO CONTAIN ME SHALL BE IN VAIN! THOU MOVETH ME AN INCH, AND I SHALL SHED UNTO YOUR CARPET! THOU STUFFETH ME IN A BAG AND I SHALL FLING MY NEEDLES UNTO YOUR COUCH!

Me: Drags Christmas tree out of the house and puts it on the side of the street to be picked up, gets back inside, sits on the couch. Ow, why no, why is there needles here?

Christmas tree: distant cackling from outside MY FINAL REVENGE, UNWORTHY ADVERSARY! THOU SHAN'T KNOW PEACE UNTIL THOU VACUUMETH THY CHAMBERS! AND WHILE SWAMPED WITH LABOUR THOU SHAN'T FIND THE TIME FOR IT! SAY HELLO TO JANUARY, FOUL MISCREANT!

Me: hmm I don't think I've watered the Christmas tree enough, but hey at least it's not losing its needles...

Me: starts taking off ornaments and lights

Christmas tree: WHO DARES TOUCH MY FRAGILE BEING, I SHALL PRICK THEE, FIEND! THY NEGLECT HATH BORNE FRUITS, PREPARE FOR THE SHEDDING OF THE NEEDLES!

Me: ow, ow, ow, I stand corrected, I'm getting a trash bag—

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Me: hmm I don't think I've watered the Christmas tree enough, but hey at least it's not losing its needles...

Me: starts taking off ornaments and lights

Christmas tree: WHO DARES TOUCH MY FRAGILE BEING, I SHALL PRICK THEE, FIEND! THY NEGLECT HATH BORNE FRUITS, PREPARE FOR THE SHEDDING OF THE NEEDLES!

Me: ow, ow, ow, I stand corrected, I'm getting a trash bag—

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Nonono you're letting them learn.

No, what you really want is for your sketches to be so abstract, so downright unidentifiable, that even large language models don't know what to make of them.

Gotta turn the tables, you know what's going on, but PowerPoint is flabbergasted.

there's something impossibly satisfying about Microsoft Powerpoint being able to identify your drawing correctly. I upload a sketch that I lowkey hate, and Powerpoint captions is just like "is it this???? did you draw this?? is this the thing you you drew???" and I just gently wipe away a tear and nod. at least powerpoint knows what's going on. i sure don't