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i will ALWAYS clap my hands excitedly and lean forward in my seat when someone tells a character to "keep your dog on a leash" only for it to turn out they're referring to another person

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elf liberalism probably goes insane

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this is crazy?????

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rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

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but bro the self fulfilling prophie

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sorry another bald tshirt post that came to me last night

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Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

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im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

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every day i wake up and i have to come up with foods to eat

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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he is literally so fucking funny

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Please please please don't click those phishing texts

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reading het romance novels is so fucking goofy because the leads will be like "we shouldn't have sex yet... the time isn't right... it would be Wrong" but then they'll go right back to sucking/eating/fingering/ jerking each other to completion and still be like. "wow good thing we haven't had sex yet we're being so responsible :)" how do these people Live like this