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I'm sorry but why exactly would I name out child something silly? Although I appreciate the sheer surprise and confusion that Gwyneth Paltrow inspired through naming her child Apple, I fully intend to give our baby a name that is both worthy of a future legend and suitably Jewish and traditional to capture both halves of their mother. 

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Although I do love the idea of having a miniature version of you, I refuse to brand our child with such a creatively stunting name. Our baby should have a unique, and future star-esque, name to ensure that their very beginnings are dipped in stardust! 

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I love you too and I know it's going to be absolutely amazing! 

I love you. I can’t wait for this.

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Yes, well, you could never just abandon your soulmate during such a pivotal and thrilling part of your epic romance, after all. 

I’ll be there every second of every day. Nothing could stop me.

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Yes, well, I could never dream of taking on such demanding, if inspiring, new challenge if I didn't have my very handsome and very perfect husband beside me.

I know you’ll manage it. You’ll be incredible.

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Oh, well, yes, but I am nothing if not dedicated to my craft and fully capable of doing the research required to truly grasp all the demands of such a perfect job. 

I think perfect is the right word for it. Even if preparing for the role is going to take a lot of research.

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This is going to be your best role yet. I know it.

Although I do that think my Fanny is legendary, iconic and worthy of the life changing praise that the Fanny Brice, Ms. Barbra Streisand herself, bestowed upon me, I think you are definitely right to say that this opportunity is both unique and entirely perfect. 

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@thegoldstar After a very exciting, and secretive, meeting, I am thrilled to announce that I officially have my next project lined up! Although I can divulge any of the thrilling details, I'm sure all my fans will be amazed by the challenging and extremely new nature of the role and I can guarantee that it is absolutely perfect. For today though, I'll just be spending a few hours with a very special person who is very important in all things related to this new venture in the life of Rachel Barbra Berry. #berryimportantnews (via instagram)

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THE FIRST TIME EVER I SAW YOUR FACE → ST. BERRY F2F

Their baby. Rachel and Jesse’s baby. Jesse and Rachel’s baby. The St. Berry baby. The most talented and beautiful offspring since Judy Garland produced Liza as her final gift to the world. Rachel had dedicated numerous hours during the months of constantly baited breath and several, heartbreaking negative tests, to the art of finding the perfect way to introduce their child and yet now she was actually carrying their beautiful, perfect baby, she found that introductions didn’t matter. She no longer needed to quibble over whether to add her patented gold star to the end of her child’s name, or whether her name should come before Jesse’s as the baby was introduced (naturally, it should). Somehow these once pressing matters had been labelled as arbitrary, and flung dramatically into some dark corner of her mind, as Rachel revelled in the pure magic of being pregnant and the far more exciting prospect of finally seeing their baby for the first time. She had no need to introduce him or her to the world when their child was more than prepared to make its very own small screen debut just for them, and she had spent the night before imagining the expected small blob grow before their eyes until an adorable, curly haired baby was laughing and toddling around before them. Their morning had been spent in the giggly euphoria that usually swept over both her and Jesse whenever something particularly exciting was going to happen, the first Tonys where one of them was nominated, their engagement brunch, their first anniversary, first movie premiere, and now, the very first time they would see baby.

“I already know they are going to look exactly like you.” She whispered softly into the shell of Jesse’s ear, her lips pressed close to his skin as she snuggled tighter into his lap. The waiting room was cluttered with the usual fliers regarding various pre-natal yoga classes, arguments for and against breast feeding, and, as usual, Jesse had had to force Rachel into taking only one of each to store in her already overflowing pregnancy file. She was sure she could produce a more streamlined baby book soon but for now, Rachel was voraciously, and perhaps at times unnecessarily collecting as much data as possible. A kiss to his ear, her lips trailing down his jaw, until she could press another soft, chaste kiss on his waiting lips. Everything in the room was soft, tinged with the warm glow of certain happiness, and she found her every action was similarly gentle, calm as they waited the final few moments before her first ultrasound appointment. “I know they may not have as many adorable curls as you yet but they will be just as cute.” For once, Rachel found she didn’t mind the wait for other people’s disorganisation to finally catch up, because she was content in her very own, warm bubble of joy, wrapped up in the arms of her soulmate and their baby safely tucked into their embrace.

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JESSE: Give me time to get the melon and I'll be right there.

RACH: Okay... We love you.

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JESSE: I didn't mean it like that. I would be honoured to hold you and rub your tummy.

RACH: Okay, can you home now, please? Baby and I want you.

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JESSE: Wow, what a life.

RACH: Well, fine, if you're so bored of being with me then maybe you shouldn't come home at all.

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JESSE: Because it's sticky and quickly devoured?

RACH: Then you can just hold me and rub my tummy when I'm finished.

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JESSE: I wouldn't want to disturb you and the melon.

RACH: Oh, but maybe we should share the melon? It could be a metaphor for our love and metaphors are very important.

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JESSE: Not the guy sleeping in the guest room.

RACH: Then maybe you should stay sleeping in our room?

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JESSE: Maybe you should give your melon my wedding ring.

RACH: But then who will hold me when the melon is over?