miniconswerve
miniconswerve
Minicon Swerve
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miniconswerve · 3 months ago
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This was a fun one! @anony-man
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Do this picrew
Post a song that you listen to the most these days
Have fun and don't forget to tag ppl
@ribboncrimson @miracle-negative @aurora-starlight-silly @gxlzero @lady-inkmare @quietneighbor
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miniconswerve · 3 months ago
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Swerve's New Addiction pt.2
I wanted to add a new part to my musing the other day. Hope you enjoy it.
"Do you like, do these super detailed drawings over your selfies all the time?" A gentle and curious voice asked over the call.
Swerve forgot that he was considered human by his online friend AMP. Then again, why would AMP think he was anything other than human? He was hanging out on some social website where many people talked about their favorite shows and shared art.
"Y-Yeah, I'm not exactly comfortable with my body." Swerve stated. Not a complete lie.
He could hear AMP humming softly as she looked over the picture he had sent. It was just a simple side view of Swerve in the mirror, his small stomach hanging over the edge of his cog piece. It felt so embarrassing but he needed help. Swerve didn't think he would gain so much weight so fast just from gaming online!
"I mean, you gained a few pounds I guess. What's the big deal?" AMP finally spoke.
"The big deal? What do you mean?"
"I get you are sensitive about your body, I totally get that, but it's hardly anything and it's honestly cute!"
"C-Cute?" Swerve felt his brow twist in a strange mix of confusion, bashfulness, denial, and flattery.
"Totally cute! If you were a real chunky robot, I'd be all over you!" AMP laughed through their mic.
Swerve felt his face suddenly burn as if he had put his face to a hot plate. "A-All over me?!" He shouted.
AMP laughed even harder. "Calm down! I'm only teasing you! I think you should post this though!" They encouraged. "Not only is it an awesome drawing, but there's a whole community of people who love fat robots. You'd be a superstar!"
Swerve grumbled as he listened. That felt very strange to hear and he wasn't sure what to make of it. "Let's just... Play some Star Saber Online, ya?"
AMP agreed to that. "Yeah, no problem Swerve! Let's finally get our advanced classes today!"
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It was nearly 10 hours later when Swerve and AMP finished their gaming session. They had managed to finish a lot of side quests and level up 3 more times! Swerve also managed to consume 5 cubes of energon, 2 cubes of high grade, and 3 bags of gummies.
When Swerve stood up, he could feel his stomach sloshed. He was bloated, his mid section rumbling loudly as he got to his feet, putting aside his headset.
"Primus, still ate too much junk..."
Swerve dragged himself to his berth, falling into it and then rolling into the middle of the berth. He groaned as his stomach audibly sloshed, wobbling for a brief moment.
As he stared at down at his gut, Swerve thought about what AMP said. Do humans really like robots that are fat? That seemed strange. He guessed bots had unusual tastes in things, so why not humans too?
Turning his head to the side, Swerve stared at himself in his mirror. He belly was protruding a couple of feet now. It was bloated but it should mostly go down by morning. He felt a twinge of shame staring at himself but also a strange interest. There was something about the dome like curve to the top of his gut. Giving it a pat, Swerve pushed against his stomach gently, giving it a small shake as well. He let go of his pudgy middle and watched it slowly settle back. He hated to admit how long he stared at himself like that. It was a strange nagging feeling in the back of his helm.
"I'll think more on it tomorrow..." Swerve turned over onto his side, away from his mirror as he closed his optics.
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miniconswerve · 3 months ago
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Swerve's New Addiction
Decided I need to come out of my cocoon and write a little bit. Swerve is always on my mind of course. Read my story below the cut.
Swerve had no idea it would be so easy or this much fun! He cursed himself for not trying it sooner. Sure, he had known there was a way to get access to Earth internet but he didn't think it would be so simple to do. Downloading a few suspicious programs wasn't a big deal anyway. Most of it was harmless.
Now he had it all! Swerve sat in his suite at his desk, gazing at the monitor. It looked so strange now with this program. Was this how humans really interfaced with information? What was an 'Internet Explorer'? Swerve would find out soon enough as he began to journey into the world wide web, even if Earth was a few thousand light years away.
Swerve was sad each time he had to pull himself away from his console to open the bar. He had work to do but the humans were interesting and all the information he could imagine was right there at his digits. He began to learn a lot fast, like how disorganized humans were. They had websites categorized as 'social' but there were hundreds! Why didn't they just consolidate all social interaction to a single website or app?! It was pure madness and he was enjoying it.
The bartender was quick to find a website dedicated to people who loved robots. He was a robot! So, of course, he made a profile and uploaded a picture. Swerve began to post about all the music he was enjoying as well as his favorite tv shows. He began to gain some followers after only a couple of days as well as some haters. Never did he think people would get so upset over his opinions on shipping fictional characters together.
There was one special friend that Swerve had made though, AMP. AMP was a human who loved sci-fi and even had their own robot person. When AMP messaged them and complimented the artwork of his 'persona', he remembered most humans didn't know about his kind. Luckily, it seemed he could just hide in plain sight. He just had to remember not to post too much personally.
The best part about AMP was that they were into a lot of the same things he was too. AMP knew a lot and Swerve was quick to jump into new music and shows. They even began to stream movies together.
The weeks began to roll by but one special day, AMP changed everything. "Hey, you play any video games?" That was the question that changed it all.
Swerve had to figure out how to download some strange app for hosting video games. Once he did though, his processor was blown away. Star Saber, the space opera that him and AMP talked about more than any other franchise had an online roleplaying game!
He couldn't believe that he could just about make any character he wanted. There was so much he could make of his character as well as classes to become. AMP teased him a bit about how excited he was but that didn't stop either of them talking about their characters and what they could possibly become in the game.
Swerve became glued to his console. If he wasn't working at his bar or recharged, he was on Star Saber Online as Swerve Prime, badass bounty hunter. Or at least soon to be since he was still climbing to level 10.
This new addiction to an online video game came with a new eating habit of eating not the best fuels and minerals. He took what he could get easy and sitting at his desk so much was making him sluggish. He hadn't noticed that his stomach began to bulge out with love handles forming. His waist had widened too. Worst part of it, he hadn't noticed himself until someone made a comment while he was bending over, aft stretching his plating tight.
This was a problem Swerve didn't foresee. Perhaps AMP had some advice since they were a human who was playing the game just as much as he was.
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miniconswerve · 7 months ago
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happy holidays! Finished this piece! Bra.wl was playing Santa and he ate all the cookies and milk left out. Now he be nursing a tummy ache.
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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rough sketch of overlard playing pool. While that flab be getting in the way- it don’t stop him from clearing the table and winning your credits!
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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Here are the colored version- one with an art nouveau style, and the second with just a cutesy bg. Just lookit how happy they are- and how blushy Onslaught is!
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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go to settings > to the right, under "Blogs," pick the blog you want to change the settings of > scroll down to visibility settings > turn on "Prevent third-party sharing for [blog url]" > do this for each individual blog you have
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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Cyclonus' love is start to show~ lol so cute!
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CHUBFORMERS TAIL/GATE UNDER THE CUT!!! ⚠️Do not open if its not for you!!!⚠️ you have been warned
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Was talking to a lovely soul and got the idea to draw this cutie!! He's a bit on the shorter side so thinking how things might distribute on him was fun!
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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Decided to do a few things;
First things first: this is a comic panel redraw, from the comic: transformers, till all are one, issue 10, the price of you. Comic art by Sara Pitre-Durocher, colors by Joana Lafuente. I feel it’s important to mention this because the deal with comic panel redraws is you are literally redrawing a panel, so pose credit goes to artist mentioned, shading was based on the coloring of the panel, done by said artist.
With that said, I did change things up and decided to do a lineless piece in a more painterly style. This was literally just meant to be a quick little colored sketch, but morphed into practicing a few different techniques. I also put in the simple sunset bg. But here we have Blast Off smooching his crush, Onslaught.
Comic image: https://shipping.fandom.com/wiki/Blast_Off_x_Onslaught
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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"ISAMI, BELLY RUBS!!!"
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One very full Brav/ern coming right up!!
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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i've never drawn Ta/rn before...
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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Thinking about an alternate prewar universe in which cheap, highly-enriched fuel is easily available to the masses and, at least in the industrialized cities, excess weight is the norm rather than the exception. Most bots don't use their own wheels to drive.
Thinking about a bot moving to Ia/con from the hinterlands (or even a colony world) and being struck by how fat everyone is. Even the smaller bots (slim next to their peers) are noticeably rounded; sure, they don't have bulky struts and cables, but they've got plenty of fat on them. Big hanging bellies are more the norm than the exception. Older infrastructure looks cramped, crammed with so many widened frames.
Newcomers, whether straight out of the Well or here from the boonies, grow to fit in quickly...
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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tf game:
what got you into tf?
char you would kill if you could
char that deserves free drinks for a year at macadams
What got me into Transformers?
Shamefully, the first Michael Bay movie. I was a teenager and all I knew about Transformers at the time was the G1 series and thought it was dumb. Boy was I fucking wrong!
Character I would kill if I could?
That is a very tough call but if I had to pick, I would say Prime Starscream. He got away with too much and got lucky in so many cases that just didn't let him shine in a good like other versions of him did. He was a pest at the best of times it felt like.
Character that deserves free drinks for a year?
Phew, another tough one with all the trama these guys go through. I think my pick would have to be TFA Blurr. All he did was do his job, do it better than anyone else, got betrayed and cubed. He's in no good state mentally or physically. He deserves something nice.
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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TRANSFORMERS ASK GAME
📽- What was your first TF series?
🥇- Favorite TF series
🤖- What got you into TF?
❤️- Fav Autobot?
💜- Fav Decepticon?
🤍- Fav Neutral or Obscure Character?
💞- Any Ships? Who's your current fav?
🎶- Best Theme song?
🥲- Saddest Anime Betrayal?
🔪- Character you would Kill if you could.
😘- Character you'd give a lil kiss to~
🥴- Do you simp for any robots?
🍳- Character that you would go to Brunch with
🍻- Character that deserves a year of free drinks at Maccadams
💬- Favorite Obscure TF fact!
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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Trying to think of a fun scene to write of Swerve but I am so brain dead tonight. I do really like the idea of him being a hardcore gamer/streamer but unsure what to do with the thought.
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miniconswerve · 1 year ago
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Here you go! @chubs-your-formers @withoutalice
~~~Story below the cut!
Rung was panting heavily, reclined in an over sized sofa meant for mechs far larger. Though he wasn’t for sure how long till he finally did fill up the seat at this rate.
“Here we go, I got you a fresh pillow.” Megatron came up to the chair, holding a pillow the size of Rung’s bed. Before he could protest, Megatron was gently leaning the smaller bot forward to put the pillow behind him. “There we go! That should be much more comfortable! Better?”
Rung felt wonderful and cozy, the plush pillow molding around his sides. He felt tense still though. The constant attention and care was making him feel guilty. The guilt really hit hard as the smell of something delightful hit him.
“Lunch is ready.” Ultra Magnus announced as he walked into the room holding a food tray.
“But you just gave me breakfast two hours ago!” Rung groaned softly.
The therapist watched Ultra Magnus set the tray down over his lap. The tray bumped against his already bloated stomach, still full and sore from his late breakfast. The meal Ultra Magnus prepared looked amazing though; a beef stew with freshly baked bread and a tall glass of tea.
Ultra Magnus shook his head, giving Rung a warm smile. “No, I’m certainly it has been much longer since breakfast.”
Rung gave the blue mech an annoyed glare. “Since my second breakfast or first breakfast?” He questioned.
While Ultra Magnus’ expression turned to grimace, Megatron was quick to interject. “Don’t be like that! Ultra Magnus worked hard to make you this meal!”
Rung frowned as he looked back at the stew before him and sighed. It had been a month of this; Ultra Magnus cooking ridiculous amounts of food and Megatron waiting on him hand and foot.
He had been in the middle of a session with Megatron. He had been overworking himself trying to help everyone he could and finally the exhaustion caught up to him. Passing out in the middle of their session, Megatron quickly scooped up Rung and rushed him to the medical bay. Ultra Magnus was quick to visit.
Since then, the two large mechs didn’t dare leave his side. Megatron reached down to force a spoonful to Rung’s lips. Regretfully taking the bite, Rung couldn’t help but hum at the delicious taste. Even though he had eaten not long ago, he couldn’t turn down this delicious meal.
With Rung subdued by the delectable warm bread dipped into the gravy, Ultra Magnus and Megatron took their places on either side of Rung. Megatron fluffed Rung’s pillow a bit and adjusted the therapist while Ultra Magnus offered Rung the remote for the television.
“It’s been a month. Can’t I return to work now?” Rung asked once he finished drinking his glass of tea.
Megatron and Ultra Magnus shared a quick and worried look with each other. “No!” They answered in unison.
Ultra Magnus cleared his throat. “No, I spoke with Ratchet. He recommends a couple more weeks of rest.”
“For exhaustion? I didn’t break anything!”
“Well, better to be safe then sorry, yes?” Megatron put his heavy hand on Rung’s shoulder. “You finish your lunch and I’ll give you a belly rub, okay?”
Rung regretfully agreed. He could feel the smug triumph of the two mechs over him. He should really contact Ratchet for himself. He would have done so sooner if the two bots weren’t so good at rubbing his stomach after stuffing himself to the gills. He guessed he should make sure to finish every last bite then if he was going to get something out of it.
I've GOT TO STOP BEING SO ANGSTY and PROBLEMATIC so here's some nice chubformers
Imagine. Rung. Faints in the middle of too many therapy sessions, so either Magnus or Megs decides to intervene. Or even both of them. Magnus seeting up regular feeding schedules whereas Megatron is better about the bedside manner. they get Rung all weight restored and then some <333
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