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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

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what was wrong with this guy's parents

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they will never attack my big and large towers

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Haven’t posted in ages, I know most of my mutuals are more or less dead (in the virtual sense only I hope) so this is more like a diary entry… or I am becoming a fandom blog

My fiancé (!!!!) is away for a week or two at a time at the moment, so any time I find myself having a day or so off work I just sit on the couch drinking wine and watching Outlander

Anyway, John Grey is just

Also, from what I’ve seen on here the verdict on Roger is a bit love/hate… but honestly he’s a bit of a fucking cunt.. though I do feel a bit bad for him… he’s a cunt and Bree deserves better lmaoooo (I’m on 4x12 btw)

Peace out for the next 40 mins or so til I’m drunk as a skunk

I am well and truly in my sad wine 30s era

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Downright perverse that I can’t enjoy a bagel right now

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Enjoy a drink on one of my special coasters. Yea I custom made them (the coasters) to be so light the drinks condensation makes em stick to the bottom of your glass, but still heavy enough that when it (the coaster) finally clatters to the ground it's loud as fuck and shatters your nerves and makes you spill your drink everywhere. Why am I doing this? Well, it's a sex thing for me

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Just resurfaced to say I got engaged motherfuckers

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REMEMBER. If you’re ever in an awkward, bad, or otherwise unpleasant situation. You can always make it worse by meowing

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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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spongebob pantyshot

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Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

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Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

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