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Cocaine Slug (poster, 2025, unreleased)

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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Zwei Mal in Folge ein Mann als Bundeskanzlerin, was ist aus diesem Land geworden

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This person wrote a manifesto I ain’t reading all that but this is literally the type of behavior im talking about the idea hobbies all cost money is so removed from reality if you have the time to pick up your phone and write 7 paragraphs on how im victimizing you with my offhanded post you have the time to watch a movie on YouTube with your very same phone instead come on now. How is you freaking out on the internet helping any of these issues

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sideblog ask got me thinking

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Into the phainonverse 💥

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*descends gently from the heavens on winged sandals i stole from hermes to hand you a single 3x5 index card containing a simple sentence of immeasurable power, written tidily in sharpie: ᴛɪɢᴇʀs ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ sᴋɪɴ *

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thinking about anaxa again (when am i not though, let's be real), and genuinely, he's one of the funniest in the game.

he has devoted haters. he has devoted fans. he doesn't give a fuck about either of them. he may as well be general public enemy number 1. he's androgynous. he has both men and women fawning over him. he has canon fanfiction written about him. he hates the titans. he'd kill other versions of himself if they worshipped the titans. he got himself killed, trying to merge himself with the coreflame of reason, only to be revived by one of the titans he hates, with them also possessing his body. he became an undead reanimated corpse. he wields a gun he made himself but can't handle the recoil. he managed to reveal the truth of the world's fundamentals in less than the 15 days he was told he had left to live. he killed himself at the end of it all. he's going to become the very thing he loathes in the next cycle. he has openly trolled both political parties of okhema. he considers himself the only truth in this world. he's a nerd. he's a bitch. he's a loser. he's self-sacrificial. he's crazy. he's disabled. he loves dromases. there is no one else doing it like him

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news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’

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MP1: audio codec and container format

MP2: audio codec and container format

MP3: audio codec and container format

MP4: video codec and container format

MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

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Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

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Alright, I think I like tumblr now.

A pun post crossed my dash, and I reblogged it with an equally bad pun in return. A couple of my followers find it funny, it's a good day for everyone.

That was on July 7th.

Virality on Reddit was entirely algorithmic. You could garner a couple crossposts, but the success of a post was entirely dependent on whether or not it hit r/all--the main page of Reddit. If your post does that, it's immediately exposed to 10x the number of people and immediately gets upvoted.

On my pun post, I get a couple reblogs. And those reblogs get a couple reblogs--nobody really adds any content to the post, it just gets a couple reblogs here and there.

There's a specific chain of reblogs that I'd like to focus on. The most popular post on this chain has about 25 reblogs on it. Half the posts have three reblogs or fewer. Five posts in this chain have just one reblog total.

But the reblog chain keeps going. And going. It breaches containment many times over. And finally, after a chain THIRTY SIX posts long, at 9:30 AM, July 22nd this morning, it hits a popular account.

99% percent of the people who have seen the post--virtually unchanged from how it left my dash--have seen it because it was curated by 36 different people. That's insane to me.

None of those 36 people know that they're part of this chain. They saw a post, reblogged it, and moved on. If any one of these people had not reblogged, the post would have a fraction of the impact it has.

And yet, after two weeks, the post has effectively hit the main page of tumblr. It was picked up, only because people liked it enough to show it to their followers. There were no algorithms necessary.

You really, truly, cannot get this on any other website.

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Very important behind the scene of Saja Boys production 🙂‍↕️

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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.

It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.

One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.