minimumwagedeliveryworker

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

…A-alrighty….if you say so…hope he’ll be back…

…I did want to m-meet him…

*They took one stare into god knows where, as if it knows, and then continues moving on.* *It’s god knows when now, probably in the middle of the afternoon we’ll say….I hope. Someone tell me the time of day help-*

*They follow along with Jason, wondering how are Guests still here despite everything, since most of them are dead basically.*

….S-say…how are guests still here?

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

...W-well...we can move on I guess? T-that's strange... ...I-I guess- W-wait. This doesn't seem normal h-here...d-don't you think? *They look around, seeing if anything's off.* A-after all...I was supposed to deliver something for him also today...

And my boss told me that he'd wouldn't be absent today...t-this...I don't think this is normal...I think? *They look away, scared to ask this, but they do manage to spit out what's on their mind.* ...P-perhaps I'm just worrying too much...but should we look into this?

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

(God forbid this doesn't haunt me.) ...Whoops. *Seems like they fucked up because of the writer misreading something and trying to forget the messed up. It's okay!!! The show must go on-* O-oh really? Wow- Seems like my friend lied... *You're pretty sure he just misread something, but you can't tell if he's lying or not...eh, moving on-* S-so...shall we go?

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

*There's something...familiar that the newbie can't pinpoint about the mention of the void star...but it seems...familiar. Also...we should do something about that snapdragon. They've been holding it on their head for some damn reason.* (Hey, isn't the void star the guy who threatened to marry your dad?/ref/j) *Well, nevermind, but it does sound better than what Guest 666 sounds terrifying. Besides...a quick question about The Void Star. It seems so familiar to them...* I-I'd...like meet the creator of the Void Star- Isn't that N-Noil? I-I'm sure they're nice...I think?

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

*They do a little nod in gratitude, and wave goodbye* T-thanks...M-mr Azure...for your support... I guess I s-should now go meet the others, yknow? *They have no idea how to take care of a snapdragon. DOES THIS MEAN ANYTHING IMPORTANT!?!?* *They follow along with Jason, wondering...at least none of them are actual real threats. He'll be fine.* So...who's the next person on our l-list...Mr Jason?

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

(I should've done that earlier-) (Man...this thread is long...and also about 1/3 as old as the blog itself.) *They gently take the snapdragon, not sure how to hold it because....well...crutches.* ...Y-you sure about that? I-i'm not known to have a green thumb (hand?)... ...Thanks. I-i'll figure out how to keep it alive...I'll try...

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

*If they weren't sweating bullets already, now they are.* *They're scared out of their mind, and you're making it worse Azure.* ...Y-you don't have to tell me, I've already s-sent my prayers...hah.. I-I'll be fine...I hope. *They nervously laugh, trying to not fall flat as they fidget with their bag strap* I-I mean, all of the other staff w-were nice...so the others must be, right?

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

*They run 3 feet away (or at least...try to) when the tentacles liquify, being shocked out of his life.* W-whwoa- HOLY ROBLOXI- *They try to compose themselves, as they try to not be shit scared...* ...Gee...you sure are tall ...I'm- well...the new guy here- I'i-m supposed to be the security guy here, Mr Jason is showing me the staff here- And...that's mainly it about m-me...hah.

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

*Wow...that person is tall. They're all so tall...WHY-* *They lightly tug on their back, because I don't think they can reach their shoulder.* ...H-hello...? ...M-mr...uh...Mr o-or M-ma'am? *Well isn't this awkward.* *They stare at the plants, trying to remember the names of them...isn't that...oh wow* I-i'm new here, and I just wanted to know y-you... *They're terrified. (Again? Again.) Well, of course, but they've seen worse stuff...but those tentacles look like they could kill a man.* *They awkwardly wave for the [god knows how long] time, not wanting to be mincemeat today.*

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

(@forsaken-ward-askblog) Wooo!!!! I love democracy- You guys have three days to vote, anyways yeah. I'll do the top three in order, then make them the rest in a random order :D (This is what THIS was for :]) (Guest 666's item may change to a hat though...dunno.) (I refuse to add Mr Doombringer to the poll until his design is revealed, and he tells me his favorite shape, color, and object since...research...sob.) (Mr Spectre's is a WIP though, it's not shown in the crayon cutouts)

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

...O-oh. W-well...it's junk now at least...no use in investigating it anymore... ... *They toss the knockoff into the bin, never to be seen again...lost to the void lmao* ...A-alright...t-thanks...Mr 1x... *They wave a shaky hand goodbye, reassured that everyone's trying to help, and that's pretty good!" W-well...see you around.

*They follow along with Jason, letting 1x1x1x1's words sink in....Who is he...yeah. Who IS "He"?*

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

O-oh…t-thanks? I guess I do have nothing left to lose…might as well push on.

*weak thumbs up*

*At the mention of an “admin panel” they dress up. So that’s what his dad tried to replicate.*

I-I can show it to you…if you want. I wasn’t exactly like a one-to-one c-copy…I think I have it…with me.

I-I don’t know what it does…it doesn’t s-seem to work…was hoping someone could take it off my hands…

*They open their delivery bag to reveal a mess of wires, panels, and screens cobbled together, strapped to a small backpack.*

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

*They stare at the screen, surprised. It looks like it may be…familiar to them. They’re happy to know they don’t have to replace their bag and glasses now :D* …W-wow…hah-

Y-Yknow? My dad had one of those…things. Similar to what you had, j-just a lot more clunky. Mom always hated when he brought it…

*They let out a sigh.*

…T-they wouldn’t miss me, that’s for sure.

*After the mention of “Dreams coming true”, they let out an awkward laugh*

…Y-you sure? F-for me, it’s always been my nightmares….hah-

Everything I thought w-was impossible happened to m-me…

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

O-oh…not what makes sense…

*They fidget with their broken glasses and bag* …Y-yknow…I always wanted to be a…i-investigator…m-my father was…one….it was c-cool…

….A-after h-he died….m-my family wouldn’t let me, so I ran…I don’t think they miss m-me…moved out with a friend of mine…

…I-I guess dreams do come true for some lucky people…l-look at you!

*They awkwardly laugh, still scared shitless*

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

*Their reassured smile goes away when they see the admins and...guest is that you? Oh in the name of heights above is that SHEDLETSKY- AND WAIT BUILDERMAN- ISN'T THAT- HOW THE-* *Their face looks like it's a mix of awe, pure terror, and confusion.* ...Y-yknow...my f-father...before he d-died...said you should never meet your heroes... Always thought it was b-bullshit...n-now it m-makes sense now. *They let out a small half-strangled scream of surprise when they see 1x1x1x1, almost falling backwards.* ...J-john wasn't lying, y-you're real- *Wow 1x, I'm so sorry you're having a new guy pointing at you and making confused noises, have these sour pop rocks when they're gone/Notsarcasm*

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

(Just noticed the Fresh Meat tag- Wow!!!) *They get up, taking...about 5 mins, and (...hm...ah.) 58 seconds* *They put their delivery cap and visor in their delivery bag, putting on the hat Mr. Spectre gave them. They're struggling to fix their glasses, eventually just settling on some duct-tape.* (Muttering) ...d-damn...gotta get a new p-pair later...hope I can afford it... ... *They eventually fully fix themselves up, and get on their legs crutches. They're still tired, but now they look a bit more presentable, despite their glasses being broken.* *At the mention of patients, they try to make a joke, albeit it's not very funny.* ...H-how bad can it possible b-be...? ...P-please don't tell me there's admins...hah...imagine...

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!

[minimumwagedeliveryworker]

*Hot diggity damned, give them time to comprehend that all these legends are real. Or not. Whatever you're doing, keep doing it-/pos* *With every mention of a legend being real, they're back to being scared shitless, with a look of "THIS DID GET WORSE."* *Their breathing hitched at every mention, they're probably wondering how is everything so calm when there's so many hackers and myths in this one facility-* ... *After John left, they turned to Jason.* ...S-so, t-they're ALL...real... ...Well...I-i'm sure t-they all mean well...judging from the l-last t-two... I hope...o-oh i-in the name of r-robloxi-...this is real now, k-keep it together-...I-I got this... *They seems to zone out now, and then they fall flat on their face, crutches giving way. The hat stack topples, and you can hear an audible snap of glasses breaking in two.* *Give them some time, they'll get back up I assume.*

(AFTER THIS ASK, I'M STICKING TO REBLOGS UNLESS IT'S A NEW THREAD :] This is for convenience!) ... *They look petrified, their body going tense again, their semi-drowsy and mainly tired state being wide awake, and looking like on the verge of screaming.* *"HOLY S--T IS THE SKY A LIE- IS MY LIFE A LIE- WHAT THE HELL DUDE-"* *They almost fall flat on their face, and rub their eyes, blinking* *adjusts glasses, cleans them* ...Y-yeah...hi...I'm the new guy...hah.... *They take a couple of breaths and wave awkwardly, trying to not look at Mr. Spectre. Clearly for them, this takes the cake for the craziest thing ever seen for them.*

Mr. Spectre smiled softly getting up and going over to the other before making a cap apper out of no where. Placing it ontop of the others head.

"Welcome to the team... I am your boss... Mr. Spectre."

Jason seemed to be eating this up... like come on its funny! Scare the new guy!