miniondaveandstuart
miniondaveandstuart
The Two Best Minions~!
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Hello! I'm Dave and this is Stuart. We're here to answer all your questions and just have fun! (( Independent blog for Dave and Stuart from Despicable Me ))
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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We don't wanna go to work today!!
We're stuck on some stupid job all day! And it's dusty .. My snots gonna be blue, lemmet tell ya! ( that's the colour of the dust ) ((( also, I want to make an Avalon centrifuge blog but he's really sciency and uses big words .. I guess I have 8 and a half hours to think about it )))
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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(( I am dead. Congratulations * major hugs you * ))
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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No t'anks, we just got off work~
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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Your muse and my muse are baking a cake. Quick send a ♛ to see my muse's reaction to yours suddenly throwing flour at them.
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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(( KRIS IS UNPREPAREDDDDDDDDD!!!!! * Avalon watches quietly with popcorn * ))
skypie231 replied to your photo:(( Happy st. patricks day~ I’m not a fan of…
YOU FUGKING CUTE
(( Nooo I’m not you lie!! I miss my long hair…
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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Second pic of Avalon is Porn
Actually it's more just Eve .. Or whatever her name is .. I like bewbs. But Avalons weewee is in there so * shrugs * Don't show Gru ... Or Nefario .. I don't want them knowing what we do with our spare time ..
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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(( * Pops head from behind the bed * No one pushes my Avalon! .. Actually y'know what, he's a grown man * goes back under the bed * ))
skypie231 replied to your photo:(( Happy st. patricks day~ I’m not a fan of…
YOU FUGKING CUTE
(( Nooo I’m not you lie!! I miss my long hair...
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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Dave quickly pick locked the door, hearing it click unlock,
" Got it~ " He hopped off and opened the door, slipping in.
" T'at was easy~ You don't see any cameras, do you? "
"I can't believe you talked me into this."
" I can talk people into a lot of t’ings~ C’mon " Dave ran up to a closed store. It was dark out. Well after midnight. It was a gaming store. Dave didn’t have the money for a new game he wanted, and he was pretty sure Gru wouldn’t give him the money for a video game, so he wanted to steal it.
" Boost me up so I can pick t’e door~ "
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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(( OMG!!! * Throws Avalon at the slowly smashing screen and hides behind the bed * ))
skypie231 replied to your photo:(( Happy st. patricks day~ I’m not a fan of…
YOU FUGKING CUTE
(( Nooo I’m not you lie!! I miss my long hair TT.TT ))
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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(( I can't get through the monitor ))
skypie231 replied to your photo:(( Happy st. patricks day~ I’m not a fan of…
YOU FUGKING CUTE
(( Nooo I’m not you lie!! I miss my long hair TT.TT ))
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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(( I didn't cut my hair ... ))
skypie231 replied to your photo:(( Happy st. patricks day~ I’m not a fan of…
YOU FUGKING CUTE
(( Nooo I’m not you lie!! I miss my long hair TT.TT ))
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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"I can't believe you talked me into this."
" I can talk people into a lot of t'ings~ C'mon " Dave ran up to a closed store. It was dark out. Well after midnight. It was a gaming store. Dave didn't have the money for a new game he wanted, and he was pretty sure Gru wouldn't give him the money for a video game, so he wanted to steal it.
" Boost me up so I can pick t'e door~ "
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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skypie231 replied to your photo:(( Happy st. patricks day~ I’m not a fan of...
YOU FUGKING CUTE
(( Nooo I'm not you lie!! I miss my long hair TT.TT ))
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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send my muse one of these:
"I hope you’re happy."
"I can’t believe you talked me in to this."
"I have an idea…"
"What the hell did you do?"
"Did you do this?"
"You look better in that than I did."
"Is it supposed to do that?"
"I’m pretty sure I like you."
"I’m pretty sure I don’t like you."
"How do I do this?"
"Why are you taking so long?"
"Have you seen my pants?"
"Was it something I said?"
"Can you zip me up?"
"I love yooo-ur hair."
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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(( Happy st. patricks day~
I'm not a fan of beer, so my mom got me the next best thing, Smirnoff Ice Green Apple~ ))
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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Daves drawing more Avalon ...
Anyone doing anything tonight? Going anywhere? Can I come? please?
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miniondaveandstuart · 11 years ago
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Dave nodded in agreement, recapping the bottle. Stuart could feel the banana in his hands, so he kept trying to eat it, failing miserably every time. He either jammed it too far in his mouth and choked, or just missed his mouth, or hit his goggle with it, Dave just watched Stu fail.
"Woah!! That's so cool!" Edith's eyes sparkled. "That's the coolest thing the doctor's made!"
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