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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"

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i love london

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Imperial passport of Kublai Khan “I am the emissary of the Khan. If you defy me, you die.” 1240 A.D. [886x960]

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Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

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hmmm

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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

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Girl dinner

this slaps honestly

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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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holy trinity of girlies that should be in every single mario game but aren't because nintendo hates strong women

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this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

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i want to slonk your shit silly style like sloppy swag

Psh. Whatever. It’s not like I wanted to get my shit slonked silly style anyway…

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love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

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