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DEATH IS A ONE WAY STREET BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM COMMITTING ONE HELL OF A TRAFFIC VIOLATION
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I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.
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if you feel a fluttering ache in your chest its not love. im in there. doing things
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Did you use limewire and how bad did it fuck up your computer?
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I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.
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Body horror is when there's a body with some horror. Elevated horror is when there's an elevator and some horror. Folk horror is when there's folks and, anyway you get the idea.
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i’m absolutely riled because I always want to draw dragons emoting with their hands above their heads like so:
but they’re terrible weird lizards with stupid long necks and small arms so it just looks
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Do you think Branch used Floyd’s vest as a blanket until he was old enough to wear it?
why would you hurt me like this ;w;
but yes he did 100% use it as a blanket.
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